(NSFW: Language, Crude humor) World Wide Interweb compiled a bunch of hilariously raunchy outtakes from classic television series ranging from The Fresh Prince to Game of Thrones. Seriously, Will Ferrell must make everyone lose it.

Andy Rehfeldt took the classic kids’ tune Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious from Disney’s Mary Poppins and gave it a bit more of a hard edge. And yes, that’s a girl singing the Julie Andrews part.

iDesk’s backpack is so thin and light it’s basically a laptop sleeve that grew shoulder straps. It fits 10″ to 15″ laptops, has three total compartments and is water-resistant. Unfortunately its straps are not adjustable.

The legendary Dick Dale introduced us to surf guitar music, but surfer and musician Chris Hau seems to have misinterpreted the phrase, instead playing his guitar while wakeboarding. And we can barely walk and chew gum at the same time.

(NSFW: Language) Eric Simmons juxtaposed the jokes of Louis C.K. over Cathy Guisewite’s legendary comic strip. The result is as natural as peanut butter and jelly, Peanuts and The Smiths, Cathy and “Aack!”, Cinnabon and Louie.

Fox Searchlight promotes the repeat screening of Birdman with this parody commercial. It’s actually a missed opportunity because it barely has any inside jokes, but we’d have killed to have a toy that talked like that when we were kids.

This portable power tool kit includes several 18-volt rechargeable tools, and provides a metal working platform that converts to a table saw, scroll saw or a drill press. It might not be ideal for big jobs, but it’s perfect for DIY projects.

Master and commander of the pool table Steve Markle is back to show off his uncanny ability to command ball physics like a boss. That shot at 1:45 made our brains hurt. If Steve were one of the X-Men, his name would be Pathbender.

(NSFW: Language) A proof-of-concept short for The Boy Who Couldn’t Sleep and Never Had To, about a teenager who can bring ideas to life. Starring Tony Revolori (Grand Budapest Hotel) and Jack Quaid (The Hunger Games).

Vsauce breaks down this classic high school physics question. On one hand, we love this episode because Michael was laser focused. On the other hand, it still hurt our brain. Einstein was a freakin’ Einstein.

Sesame has an idiot-proof installation process. Just tape it over a deadbolt with the supplied adhesive and you’re done. You can then activate it with its app, by a secret knock on your door or phone, or simply by having your phone nearby.

Kuma Films caught up with a group of talented drift racers going sideways around Yokohama, Japan’s WARU Circuit. But these guys can’t fit inside their cars, instead they hoon around the scale track using remote controls. (Thanks Todd!)

The Vulcan is a track-only supercar with a carbon fiber body and an 800hp 7L V12. Buyers will be offered training sessions, which includes using the V12 Vantage S, One-77 and Vantage GT4 as freaking training cars. Vulcan, you’re scary.

(NSFW: Language) “Hey we just got this uh, it’s a gift, from the Greeks. Can we leave it here overnight?” In 2006 comedy group The Chaser made a literal Trojan Horse to test if the mythical tactic would fly in the modern age. Original here.

Cellists Luka Sulic and Stjepan Hauser crank the energy level up to 9000 for this amazing, frenetic performance of the Muse classic Hysteria, done as only 2CELLOS can do it. One of the numerous epic tracks on their new album Celloverse.

Mythbuster Adam Savage spent nearly a month building this insanely detailed replica of the hedge maze model from Stanley Kubrick’s horror classic The Shining for his latest project on Tested. The work it took just to flock all the hedges is crazy.

One of our favorite classic SEGA Genesis games could soon return, thanks to a crowdfunding effort by one of the game’s original creators to launch a reboot based on the gameplay mechanics of the original, along with online multiplayer.

Similar to Real Madrid’s chaotic game against 109 kids, a Japanese show pitted three Olympian fencers against 50 opponents of lesser skill. To score a kill, they had to pop the balloon on a player’s chest. Place your bets!

A documentary about and starring the Laker legend, Kobe Bryant’s Muse sees the future Hall of Famer look back on his career in his trademark unapologetic, obsessive and dominating attitude. Premieres 2/28 on Showtime Sports.

Universes awkwardly collided when OG sax player Kenny G performed Regulate with Warren G. The best part about this is you can see both men are in disbelief at what they’re doing. At least they got paid to be punchlines.

We don’t get why the maker of the “top selling watch on Amazon” still needs Kickstarter, but it is what it is. Like its predecessor the Pebble Time has a power efficient and anti-glare e-paper display, but in full color.

The dangerous tradition of Dashuhua has been practiced by blacksmiths as part of the Lantern festival for over 500 years. It involves throwing scraps of molten iron towards the bricks of the city gate, resulting in a fiery visual spectacle.

Droog Designs’ clever cutlery is cut from thin slivers of birch plywood. They’re sold in packs of 10, in paper sacks of forks, knives, and spoons. We suggest bringing them to picnics, then using them as kindling for your campfire.