(NSFW: Language) For his Halloween episode, The Onion’s resident film critic Peter K. Rosenthal talked about the classic horror film The Shining. Or at least that was the plan. No, he’s not Danny Lloyd, and no, we don’t care.

Let a wave of nostalgia and childhood memories hit you with Irina Neustroeva’s fun compilation. The video shows the titles of 243 animated feature films from 1937 to 2012 as they were displayed in their respective movies.

The successor to the 1 Series, the 2 Series Coupe is designed for sporty driving and efficiency, thanks to its responsive handling and 8-speed transmission. The 228i has a 2.2L 220hp engine, while the M235i has a 3L 322 engine.

Boston Dynamics is at it once again. This time, they’re showing off a robot that can gallop and bound around like some sort of crazed, headless packmule. You won’t outrun its 16mph top speed, but at least you can hear it coming.

Hyped as “the greatest hoodie ever made”, American Giant’s hoodie will at the very least last a lifetime and will look good doing it. The fitted hoodie is made of heavyweight cotton and spandex with reinforced stitching at the seams.

The Blade resembles the turbine on a jet engine (although its initial form was more wheel-like). Its LEDs show the time in two ways, and it also can animate like a fan blade. Available in black, gold and silver and with blue, green or red LEDs.

Without fanfare, Sony has launched its counter to Microsoft’s budget Xbox 360 console. This PS3 model is exactly the same as the slim and power-sipping variant that was released in 2012 except it only has 12GB of flash-based storage.

Printstant Replays immortalizes some of the most memorable plays in various American sports leagues, from the ’72 Steelers’ luckiest of lucky plays, to Bubba Watson’s ridiculous hook shot in 2012 to MJ’s last shot with the Bulls.

Zach Prewitt regales us with another brilliantly edited compilation of film clips, in which people dangle precariously from great heights, and sometimes fall to their demise. The track is In the House – In a Heartbeat from 28 Days Later.

Named after Lt. Bradley Snyder, The Bradley is a wristwatch that can tell you the time just by touching it. Instead of a display or watch hands, it has two ball bearings that indicate the hour and minute. Demo here.

Turns out precision and versatility aren’t just for Swiss Army knives. The Top Secret Drum Corps out of the historical drumming city of Basel, Switzerland put on an astounding show at the 2012 Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo.

An updated version of the ridiculously difficult Surgeon Simulator 2013, this version puts you in the shoes hands of The Medic as he attempts to put The Heavy back together again. Plus, the game now supports the Oculus Rift.

Dr. Carl June and his colleagues were able to cure leukemia in a girl by using a “disabled form” of HIV – the virus that causes AIDS. The virus modified the patient’s T-cells so that they could destroy cancer cells. More at NYT.

Vimeo user Jenner’s pet snake Julius figured out how to open doors, whether they were ones with handles or round knobs. You can see her do it again here. Sadly she passed away in 2012. Not so sadly, SNAKES CAN OPEN DOORS.

Mercedes’ iconic three-pointed star is now available as an LED-illuminated option on the 2014 E, 2013+ GL, 2012+ M and 2006+ CLS-Class. While aftermarket options might look tacky, Mercedes makes it classy and high-tech.

Verso pays homage to one of the most infamous events in the history of rock music: in 1982, Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne bit a live bat’s head off while performing at a concert. To his credit, he thought it was a toy.