Awesome Videos

Rico Rodriguez will make his way to the PlayStation 4, Xbox One and Windows in 2015 with Just Cause 3. Developer Avalanche Studios hopes to give the game “a fine balance between outright stupid and fun.”

A panting pug does its best impression of a loudly idling diesel engine. Though if you do find your vehicle makes this noise at idle, you should probably to bring it to a mechanic for a tune up. Or a veterinarian.

An international effort 10 years in the making has resulted in another giant leap for mankind. The Rosetta Mission’s Philae lander has touched down on comet 67P/C-G, which is currently about 310 million miles from Earth. Take that Kerbals!

At first glance, we just thought this was a bunch of rats with wings pigeons hanging out like they’ve been known to do in urban settings. But give it a second, and you’ll realize that it’s a sham. The bird’s thought bubble: “More food for me!”

Blank on Blank provides an animated illustration of Jennifer Van Evra’s 2002 interview with The Flaming Lips leader Wayne Coyne, in which he shares a near-death experience he had as a teen which changed his everyday perspective on life.

(NSFW) Smosh Games takes on Blizzard’s undying MMORPG, a life-devouring game that brings people across the globe together, partly because of “epic raids that require more cooperating nerds than the space program.”

If vanilla paintball doesn’t get your pulse racing anymore, try what the folks at Pimpstarlife Clothing Co. did. They brought dirt bikes to the battlefield and let chaos and hilarity reign.

(NSFW, SPOILERS) Conan O’Brien got an early look at Assassin’s Creed Unity, a game with gorgeous graphics, French people with British accents and a hay diving fruit thief who grew up in Kanye West’s house.

(NSFW: Language) Audible has outdone themselves, hiring on Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston to do the reading of Adam Mansbach’s latest adults-only kid’s book You Have to F**king Eat. Download the whole thing for free now.

Michael from Vsauce takes a look at the frequent use of the wrong words and names to describe things. And that comparing apples to oranges might not be such a bad idea afterall. As usual, he’s on to a completely different topic by the end.

Key & Peele poke fun at “scared straight” programs. Donny Herrera used to be a punk like you, but then he turned out to be living proof that karma is a bitch. An exponential and tangential bitch. CON SE QUEN CES!

YouTuber ChiefBrodyRules imagines what an ’80s Captain America movie would have been like by remixing scenes from the decade’s action movies, using synthwave tracks and adding crummy video artifacts and graphics.

(NSFW: Language) Pastek is back with another collection of fail videos made funnier by turning everyone’s favorite video game plumber into the villain. His brother Luigi is just as much of an instigator this time.

AllTime10s rounds up two handfuls of godawful business decisions made as a result of hubris, lack of foresight or just downright stupidity. They left out the one where Groupon turned down Google’s $6 billion offer.

Animation Domination HD presents a modern retelling of a children’s classic, about a chimpanzee who was forced to obey The Man with The Yellow Hat. Will he find it in him to say, “NOOOOOOOUHHH”

Some of the best comedy movies have funny scenes that become the root of further hilarity. The Criterion Collection points out one such perfectly executed string of gags in Jacques Tati’s masterpiece Playtime.

(NSFW: Language) Slaughterhouse, YelaWolf and Eminem connect for an amazing round of freestyle flows and prose in this promo video for the upcoming rap collaboration, SHADYXV. Pre-order the album here. Eminem’s bit here.

Dollar Shave Club’s new TV commercials either make fun of how expensive disposable razors are or the fact that some stores place their razors in locked cabinets. Because they’re expensive. Then there’s the free gift.

Epic Rap Battles of History bust some rhymes in the ultimate geek showdown, as the Mythbusters attempt to disprove the Ghostbusters’ science, and the Ghostbusters simply roast the Mythbusters with their proton packs.

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen a rocket-powered bicycle, but it is the first time we’ve seen one go faster than a supercar, hitting 207mph in just 5 secs. We’re just amazed that daredevil rider Francois Gissy managed to hold on to it.

BuzzFeed Blue presents estimates of the profits per item of some of the most popular products in the US, reminding us once again that the Apple tax is real. Sources in the videos’ description.

YouTuber Mackem Wizza took the trippy dream sequence from Disney’s Dumbo and overdubbed Tame Impala’s hit track Elephant. The result is impressively well synchronized. It also works brilliantly with Ratatat’s Seventeen Years.

So you’ve just painted some happy little trees. Now it’s time to wash your brushes. paavi2005 created this supercut of Bob Ross cleaning out his brush – a pastime he claimed help get his frustrations out. Just beat the devil out of it!