Awesome Videos

A dog and his master unwittingly reenact one of our classic childhood scenarios. Lincoln the English mastiff plays us, and his master plays our parents. He even got our tantrums and groans right.

Countless precisely-cut strips of paper and tiny gears comprise this amazing mechanical marvel – a biped robot assembled entirely from paper, a few wood dowels, and powered by rubber bands.

We’ve seen extremely young rappers strut their stuff. Here’s one from the other end of the spectrum. Allow us to introduce Kwayzar the Seer. He’s 83 years young and an aspiring rap star.

If you think there are only two kinds of people in this world, James Chapman’s supercut will tell you otherwise. Heck, there’s not even just two kinds of two kinds of people. List of movies here.

(NSFW: Language) We’ve all stayed at our share of crummy hotels over the years. Here’s a bunch of first-world complaints from the “Gentlemen.” Broken Wi-fi and resort fees piss us off too.

This is Dave. He can easily provide incredibly accurate information about you, even if he’s never met you before. Who gave him this power? You did. Watch and learn how he does it.

(NSFW: Language) What happens when Mario has had enough torment from Goombas and Koopas? Well, if he’s eaten enough poison mushrooms, he goes postal, and wants to burn the Kingdom down.

Hacker/Astronomer/Gamer/DJ/Scotsman Scott Manley created this visualization of asteroid discoveries from 1980 to 2012. Don’t call Bruce Willis yet – each pixel is 500,000 km in distance.

(MINOR SPOILER) One of the best things about Borderlands 2 is its variety of weapons, including this troll of a gun that is obtained as a quest reward. Don’t max your volume.

Most pets make noises to get their master’s attention, but this needy yet smart cat has a simple approach that has a 100% success rate: make it so its human can’t pay attention to anything else.

Joerg Sprave’s Slingshot Channel ignores its namesake, this time, letting his pal show off his deadly Mjölnir hammer, and how well it works to get dents out of Joerg’s Nissan Micra.

A squirrel infiltrated YouTuber Finn83’s kitchen. Not wanting to get caught, the rodent calls off his mission and executes his escape plan. Stealth Cat could take a lesson from this badass.

In the latest episode of Jerry Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry drives a vintage Rolls, and joins comedy veterans Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks for a chat and some deli sandwiches.

A breakthrough engine that could propel airplanes to insanely high speeds, designed to enable jets to fly up as fast as Mach 5 – which means you could fly from London to Sydney in just 4.5 hours.

Did you stand in line for 5 days for an iPhone 5? Still waiting for your delivery to show up? Then cringe at the wanton destruction of Apple’s latest wonderphone courtesy of the guys at RatedRR.

A follow-up to JamaicanBaconify’s hilarious Gif Sound Compilation, continues the tradition of adding appropriate (and inappropriate sounds) to animated .gifs. Game of Thrones cat, FTW!

Check out the conclusion of Top Gear’s sandblast challenge, putting luxurious rear-wheel drive cars to the test on a wet, sandy beach. Turns out it’s about as easy to drive on sand as a sheet of ice.

Bad Lip Reading takes on The Hunger Games.  Movie companies should have a bad lip read version as a bonus feature in their Blu-ray releases. Sales would go through the roof.

Behold: the power of marketing. Before the iPhone 5 came out, Jimmy Kimmel went to the streets to ask people what they thought about the new iPhone 5. Except they showed them the iPhone 4S.

Best known for his 1980s act highlighted by the smashing of watermelons, watch as comedian Gallagher is captured doing what he does in slow motion by a Phantom Miro camera. More here.

Geoff Mackley, Bradley Ambrose and Nathan Berg descended to the lava lake of the Marum volcano in Vanuatu, becoming the first people to ever come this close – about 98ft – to the scorching lake.

YouTuber Swoozie shares a shameful experience back when he was in 5th grade. His dad promised to buy him a TV for his room if he made the honor roll in school. Then French class happened.

John Neeman Tools is a small Latvian-based team that specializes in making woodworking tools and knives by hand. This video shows how they make an axe. The song is Holocene by Bon Iver.