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Essentially half a century of aliens on one t-shirt, Celebrity Alien Invaders pits a Space Invaders defense ship against hordes of Marvin the Martians, A.L.F.s, E.T.s and a TIE Interceptor.

Despite a wavy bezel and guilloche pattern, Oris’ ProDiver Chrono means business with a 51mm titanium case good for 1,000 meters, sapphire crystal and helium relief valve.

Beyond its trendy, low-key styling, this Nike Connection Cabin Wheel Bag is fairly versatile with a padded laptop sleeve, detachable shoe and wet/dry gear compartments.

If you’ve ever wanted to look like a Lieutenant in Sauron’s army, this Louis Vuitton Alligator Officers Jacket is made with tanned gator skin and sports gold buttons and epaulettes.

This Everyone’s A Trekkie t-shirt proves that Darth and Yoda are actually closet Trekkies, as they find the backwards Federation a welcome break from the harsh realities of their own galaxy.

BUILT’s Cargo Travel Organizer is purposely lumpy, with four compartments that’ll hold a small camera, cables and more; the stretchy neoprene is both stain resistant and protective.

Available today and exclusive to HypeDC, Nike’s Air Flytops are fashion hightops with a streamlined design, giant ankle strap and softer, premium leather; choose from red or blue.

Part futuristic, part rugged, Franc Vila’s EVOS 8 Cobra watch is designed with extreme sports in mind; good for 300 meters, it’s made with carbon fiber and DieHard Extreme steel.

A mix of art deco and contemporary lines result in a sleek, elongated profile for Oakley’s Warrant Watch; it features a stainless steel case, Unobtainium rubber strap and sapphire crystal.

Because no one dares mess with a dapper gentleman as he sips his tonic: Andrew Reeves’ Pop’s Stache concept is a mustachioed bottle identifier; our favorite: The Stromboli.

Y-3’s hybrid boot and high-top sneaker, the Hemla is getting two sleek colorways for Fall/Winter 2009; the first is vintage black leather with brown trim, while the second is shiny black.

The real story behind The Wizard of Oz gets told with this Heartless t-shirt; the truth is, there was no wizard–just a series of black market organ heists led by Dorothy “House-Dropping” Gale.

NauticFish’s Waterwall Pro 500 watch looks good on land and underwater, with 500m of resistance, a 120-click diver bezel, Luminova phosphorescent dial and 4.0 mm sapphire crystal.

School’s out and summer is upon us, which means hordes of tourists; for those who prefer to be left alone, Reason Clothing’s Go Love Your Own City is a polite way of saying GTFO.

Coming in Fall 2009, Vael’s Borg Mids keep things simple with three solid colorways, textured leather uppers, clear lace loops, light-colored midsoles and the barest of gold contrast stitching.

Quintin lends its signature 5-panel design in this collaboration cap with Triumvir; it’s made of durable ballistic nylon in black with subtle embroidery for a sweet tone-on-tone look.

If there ever was a bag for pirates, Rogues Gallery’s Shipyard Duffel Bag would be it; the motley but rugged canvas bag has more than enough space for all your peg legs and hooks.

A completely custom piece, this Optimus Prime Ring is for die-hard Autobots only; made with 14 karat gold, it’s blingtastic enough to take down Decepticons with its brightness alone.

The swoopy lines of Nike’s Air Max 97 Lux sneakers are perfect in this slate grey and blue camouflage colorway; true to the series, it features 3M reflective material and a clear outsole.

The only food you’re liable to find on this digital Trash tee is spam, but it’s a lot less smelly the real-world equivalent; still, a Recycle Bin would have been much more eco-friendly.

Minimalist, modern and utilitarian, Suunto’s Elementum is a digital watch geared towards active wearers with Aqua (for divers), Terra (for explorers) and Ventus (for sailors).

Sporting reptilian-textured panels, these Vans Era Crocodiles look fresh and ready for summer with a clean white colorway; they’re accented with red piping, stitching and logo tags.

We don’t doubt the veracity of this Real Men Thumbwrestle t-shirt, although they could stand to take a shower; ironically, the stringy hair and gritty details makes for some pretty cool line art.