Awesome Luxury

Declare war on unlabeled tees everywhere: each Nike’s T-Shirt Gun is limited edition, numbered, and engraved with a Nike athlete signature; they’d better, considering the price tag.

Bomb-proof claims for Mono’s 365 DJ Pack sound like marketing hype gone wild, but it does sport a military-spec and waterproof case, steel riveted handles and room for a 17″ laptop.

Only a car company would put a spoiler on a piano; the Audi Bosendorfer Grand features a sweeping “design wing”, solid aluminum pedal lyres and a hydraulically damped lid.

Hennessey throws one heckuva bone to track-hungry ZR1 owners with the 2010 Z700, upping power from 638 to 705 hp, dropping 60 lbs of weight and adding 300 lbs of downforce.

Hamilton’s iconic Ventura watch gets a special Chrono edition thanks to a collab with nano universe; it’s limited to 50 pieces and sports a hybrid gold and black calf leather strap.

Factron’s Quattro iPhone Case is designed for shutterbug aesthetes; the aluminum and stainless steel case can accommodate a multitude of wide-angle, close-up and fish-eye lenses.

Now available in the US, Red Wing’s Wabasha Boat Shoes are upscale yet casual; made in Minnesota, they feature a leather upper, leather insole and moisture-wicking leather lining.

Adidas and Def Jam celebrate their respective birthdays (60 for the triple stripes, 25 for the recording studio) with this special edition DJ Bag decked out with logos; it’ll hold up to 30 LPs.

Designed by Academy Award-winning FX artists, this PredAlien concept bust isn’t for the squeamish; it merges two of sci-fi’s ugliest nasties and is individually painted and finished.

Washed down from true black to a crisp grey with subtle creasing and crashing, this pair of Raw Seattle denims is finished with leather flaps on the back pockets and a skull hangtag.

Celebrating the myriad colors used by Adidas in its 60 year history, these Soles & Stripes Micropacers are a remix of the 1984 shoe and include a mini computer for distance and time.

Limited to 3,000 pieces, Suunto’s Core Extreme is a premium version of their flagship multifunction watch; it includes an altimeter, barometer, compass and chrono in a black case.

Decked out in red, white and blue, Pagani’s Cinque Roadster apes another American tradition: it’s an open-top Zonda R-based Coupe that keeps the same 0-100 km/h time of 3.4s.

It’s not as cool as the futuristic Infinitas, but the PJ World Yacht makes up for it with comfort: six decks of cabins, a gym, spa, movie theater and pool, plus helipad and anti-piracy measures.

You probably won’t want to use any rare collectible LPs, but this Album Sound Table is a pretty sweet way to show off your discarded album cover collection while being functional, too.

iBuyPower’s Paladin XLC series V3 is all about Extreme Liquid Cooling, with 240 mm dual radiators and 230 mm fans; you’ll need it, with a 1200 W PSU and GTX 285 cards in triple SLI.

Named after the Isle of Man motorbike race, the Chronofighter Tourist Trophy sports a carbon fiber bezel, “30” minute counter (ironically, the average speed limit there) and triskelion emblem.

Made out of Mil-Spec hard-anodized aerospace aluminum and virtually indestructible, the LX2 LumaMax flashlight packs a potent 200 lumen LED; it’s also waterproof and weighs just 3.7 oz.

It’ll take you longer to read out its name than hitting 60 mph with the Porsche Sportec SPR1 TR80; 0-60 in three seconds and a twin-turbocharged 858 HP flat six = daddy wants.

Definitely fraternal twins, Dom Perignon’s Twin Set packs an Oenoth√®que 1995 and Vintage 1995; the former is smoky and peaty, while the latter features golden honey notes.

A surefire way to communicate you’re a gung-ho worker and a straight shooter, Yves Saint Laurent’s Bullet Cufflinks is made from a brass metal bullet with silver tone finish.

The Lamborghini Gallardo LP550-2 finally makes the jump from AWD to RWD; it’ll likely pack a 5.2L V10 good for 550hp, a 6-speed manual gearbox and a 0-100km of 3.9s.

Now that’s product packaging: Armand de Brignac’s Brut Gold champagne is gold-plated with stamped pewter labels–the bubbly inside is also good, scoring an A on DrinkHacker.