Awesome Living

Nick and Beau Trincia have managed to combine a desk, a chair and a laptop case into one unit: the Openaire separates into a laptop desk and a plush chair when unfolded.

Only for men who hunt, kill and cook their own meals, this Horn Steak Set isn’t for the squeamish: it’s a set of six forged stainless steel knives and forks with natural deer horn handles.

First made in 1976, Japanese lighter manufacturer Sarome’s SD1 is their oldest model in production; each is assembled by hand with a solid brass case and traditional flint design.

Packed with quick-draw pockets for your tong, spatula and even a brewskie, the Grillslinger Sport is a belt for BBQ cowboys that conveniently puts all your tools at waist level.

Adding even more charred mammal flesh to those summer picnics, this Meatball Grill Basket satisfies a need we didn’t know we had, but now do–the drool on our keyboard says it all.

A good, strong length of rope comes in handy for emergency situations, so these Survival Bracelets are no mere fashion accessories: you’ll get up to 26′ of 550 lb mil-spec paracord.

You probably don’t want to text while showering (hello, electrocution), but this Emoticon Shower Curtain is perfect for those toilet texters who need to tweet while they toot.

This 25th Anniversary Foxtail Shoulder Plane is signed by John Economaki and made from solid stainless steel, but at a cost of $2,500, it proves that even carpenters have their fanboys.

If you set your clock a few minutes fast to avoid being late, this On-Time Wall Clock by Fabrica features a minute hand that is bent three minutes forward; no word yet on availability.

Now this is what we call firepower: the Windmill Delta Lighter is stormproof and able to sustain a 2000¬âˆž F flame in 70-80 mph winds using a catalyzer coil; it runs on butane gas refills.

Fly by the seat of your pants through your office with this F-4 Ejection Seat; it features an authentic seat from the Vietnam-era F-4 Phantom fighter jet with matching aluminum base.

Designed for up to a 42″ flat panel TV, the AUX Level Speaker is twice the power of their standard Classic model; it’s a mono-block 2.1 amplified stereo system with subwoofer.

Designed for maximum versatility, PPS’ Prometheus Knife features a Tungsten DLC coating, four separate faces, and a large, guarded grip with twelve+ possible holding positions.

Gentlemen, your vacation has arrived: Thirsty Swagman offers tours that focus solely on great nightlife and watering holes, including a Round-the-World Pub Crawl. Thanks, Kenneth!

A modern interpretation of the classic childhood counting mnemonic, this Mississippi Clock is both goofy and sophisticated, with clean, modern lines and densely packed writing.

Perfect for graffiti artists who have moved onto more profitable (and legal) pastures, Fat Cap Chairs are giant spray can cap-style seats; they’re available to order in two styles.