Awesome Leisure

(NSFW: Language) Will they just hurry up and come out with this game already? Every time we see Uncharted 3, we just want to play it more. For now, here’s little bit of new gameplay footage.

If you need some percolating and don’t care for coffee, ThinkGeek’s Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws have about 2.5 energy drinks worth of caffeine per straw; add milk and feel the power.

Infinity Blade 2 looks to build upon the great graphics and gameplay of the original iOS game, with more upgrades, dual-wielding of weapons and bigger and non-linear environments. More here.

Play as Jackie Estacado and use quad-wielding – a weapon in each hand while his Demon Arms grab, smash or impale foes. True to its name, the power of The Darkness grows stronger in the dark.

There’s plenty of buzz about the new iPhone 4S, but we’re giving some love to the newly-enhanced Nano, with built-in fitness tracking, bigger home screen icons, and a ton of cool watch faces.

A clever ad for Forza Motorsport 4, which has Top Gear‘s Jeremy Clarkson waxing poetic about the ostracism of car lovers. Gearheads will start with tongue in cheek and end with tears on cheeks.

Not content with getting beat up by anime characters, Yung Lee is back for more (pretend) pain. This time around he duked it out with Western and video game characters at the FanExpo 2011.

MonkeyLectric’s Mini Monkey Light M210 is a durable LED bike light that keeps you visible for evening rides; it straps to your spokes and displays full color 8-bit graphics on your spinning wheel.

A brilliant young boy searches for the lock that fits the key left by his father killed on 9/11. This one has Oscar written all over it – assuming the movie’s as good as the trailer.

Mike Doyle creates these brilliantly detailed, decrepit Victorian mansions to represent the fragility of life; he uses no foreign materials, just lots of tiny plastic LEGO bricks. (Thanks Don!)

Etsy seller CosmicFirefly makes beautiful flasks from silver or chrome-plated stainless steel, with a silver or bronze figurine and an embossed pattern. Available in different shapes and volumes.

The trademark sounds of dubstep are typically achieved with electronic effects, but Pinn Panelle manages to reproduce the musical stylings of Skrillex with guitars, drum and bass (mostly).

For the happy-go-lucky amongst you, here’s a pachinko-style coin bank that leaves the fate of your change up to chance – set the categories on the white boards and start playing, er saving.

We love the bold typography and nonsensical sayings that Noa Bembibre’s calendar has to offer. Sold in an edition of 700, it’s printed in four colors on and finished with black ribbon binding,

Southern Comfort’s Fiery Pepper, which blends the ubiquitous liquor with Tabasco chilies and other natural pepper flavors, should aid in keeping your consumption hot without blowing your head off.

What game can you play with a couple of crushed up paper cups and a penny anywhere you go? How about the latest sensation that’s sweeping the nation – Penny Pong. No nets required.

A look at some of the gigantic bosses that fans are undoubtedly looking forward to being slaughtered by over and over again in Dark Souls. The song is All Saints by The Silent Comedy.

You don’t have to take a trip to Moe’s or to Apu’s Kwik-E-Mart to score some of Homer’s favorite beer. You can have this pack delivered to your doorstep, straight from Springfield Germany.

The classic snowboarding game is coming back just in time for the depths of Winter, and jumping out of a helicopter on a snowboard never looked so inviting. Though we sort of miss Run DMC.

We struggle to even stand upright on one of those metal little scooters, so when we saw Ryan Williams pulling off these insane scooter moves, our jaws pretty much dropped to the floor.

Nintendo has Mario, Sega has Sonic and Ubisoft has Rayman. Now the limbless action platforming hero and his friends are back in beautifully-drawn 2D. The game drops on 11/15/2011.

Battlefield 3 uses Jay-Z’s song to bury the competition – EA’s got 99 problems, but CoD ain’t one. If you still doubt it’s Call of Duty, calling out the CoD tagline at the end will destroy all doubts.

Learn the international equivalent of flipping the bird and just about every other rude gesture you can (or can’t) imagine. Sure to get you beaten up without even opening your mouth. Examples here.