Awesome Funny Stuff

Corporate bureaucrats and pencil pushers are experts at using dumb words that mean nothing in the real world. This desktop fidget toy from Uncommon Goods lets you fidget during unnecessary Zoom calls and create B.S. phrases like “leverage deliverable synergistically” and “proactively circle back on stakeholders.”

No stop at this Japanese restaurant is complete without a visit to the women’s bathroom. The HiPoPo PaPa restaurant in Akashi, Japan, features a toilet that’s surrounded by a massive aquarium. It looks unassuming from the outside, but as soon as the door slides open, an aquatic wonderland appears. The fish definitely get the raw end of the deal in here.

(PG-13: Language) YouTuber I did a thing got so bored line fishing that he transcended enlightenment and went straight to pure, straight edge insanity. He convinced himself that he could pull a boat using fish. After more time-wasting and some of the silliest conversations in the world, he succeeded. Skip to 13:20 for the maiden voyage of the fish chariot.

The guys from Aunty Donna can always be relied on for the big ideas. Their latest business venture is a sperm bank that works more like a financial institution, paying interest on your deposits and armed guards providing security. Like most of their sketches, it goes totally off the rails by the end.

Who doesn’t love Star Wars and pizza? This fun gift from Hallmark’s kitchen accessories collection combines both. Instead of using this elegant weapon to strike down Jedi knights, this version of Darth Vader’s lightsaber makes quick work of pizza slices. Its sharpened steel wheel is illuminated with red LED lights and it even makes lightsaber sound effects.

(PG-13: Language) “Oh, here we go. It appears to be getting ready for its attack.” Gearhead and drift enthusiast Benny Surge presents his mountain drift session in Mexico with a fun and furious twist. He added narration that sounded like it was from none other than Sir David Attenborough, and used music from BBC’s Planet Earth. Welcome to Planet Drift.

This ceramic coffee mug from Chibson and Acorn Amplifiers is the perfect gift for guitarists. It’s designed to look like a knob from an amp or effects pedal, and just like Nigel Tufnel’s amp in This Is Spinal Tap, this one goes to 11. Each mug is handmade from food-grade ceramic and holds up to 10 oz.

(PG-13: Language) Remember folks: freedom of speech won’t protect you from the consequences of public sharing. Case in point, these attention-seekers who recorded their “reactions” to the recent US elections and have now been turned into entertainment courtesy of musician Andre Antunes and his sick metal riffs.

“I’ve been itching to do some snitching, I’m in my kitchen, listen to my conditioning, and then picking up that phone.” Andy Samberg visits his old stomping grounds to sing a song with Saturday Night Live host Charli XCX. It hardly matters what the song is about because the beat, the melody, and the video are too well done to ignore. Here’s the uncensored version.

Sick of annoying work emails just as you’re getting ready call it a day? Unnecessary Inventions has the gadget for you! This punching bag clamps to your desktop and lets you get your aggression out with your fists and words. Hit “reply” on your email, give the bag a good hard punch, and it’ll generate a random passive-aggressive response.

Chibson USA is known for designing quirky and humorous products for guitarists. While some of them are clearly fake, they do occasionally turn them into real products. Danny Jenkins couldn’t wait for them to make their Wah Slip-Ons wearable effects pedal, so he made his own with the help of a little tape.

(PG-13: Language) “…unfortunately, our conclusion, essentially, is that you’re fu**ed. Just absolutely rammed.” Rising housing costs, unprecedented hurricanes and heat waves, even more rising costs, and that stupid trend of brooding covers of grunge songs in movie trailers. The Onion sums it all up in one video.

“The patented formula locks in freshness for an amount of hours which would seem like more than it should be feasibly healthy.” Honest Ads reminds us that, like many other things in this world, deodorants are unhealthy and forced upon us either by shaming or promising vague concepts of coolness and sexual appeal.

There’s nothing worse than rolling out of bed in hopes of easing into the day and instead waking up to a disaster in your email box or dog poop on the rug. The “It’s Too Early for This Shit” mug from Pigment is for people who aren’t quite ready to face the day and would rather go back to sleep. The amber glass mug holds 12 oz. of your favorite caffeinated pick-me-up.

A young janitor shows hints of brilliance. And loads of stupidity. This Saturday Night Live skit is an obvious parody of Good Will Hunting, but it’s also really just a roundabout excuse for host Bill Burr and the cast to say “barf” in the thickest of Boston accents. If this was too gross, Billy also had a genuinely sweet skit to wash this one off.

Generating art with AI is a controversial subject for sure. But occasionally, we come across a work of AI art that’s too good to pass up. Starting with images by InkSlinger1983, AI artist Billary Squintin created this totally bonkers reimagining of Mad Max: Fury Road, where the entire cast has been replaced by Muppets. We would have titled it Mad Max: Furry Road.