Awesome Funny Stuff

A delightful exchange of affection between two unfamiliar but nonetheless friendly animals. Well, we’re pretty sure the dolphins are friendly, but we’re not so sure what’s on the cat’s mind.

Holly Thompson ended up in the hospital and on BBC’s Bizarre ER series after she dislocated her jaw by yawning. The solution was surprisingly simple. +1 for the totally unsympathetic narrator.

Because we love it when kids tell it like it is: check out the amusing, intelligent and articulate reactions these guys have to Rebecca Black’s putrid homage to the last day of the school (and work) week.

(NSFW: Language) Two really intense and hyped up Canadian soldiers show us how they make hot coffee in Afghanistan. The trick is to use heater packs and scream a lot. Oh and try not to get shot.

We assume this cat is watching Animal Planet, or maybe he just likes CNN. We really can’t tell since the show is in Russian. Either way, kitty needs to get out of the house more and get some exercise.

(NSFW: Partial Nudity & Language) A man’s day goes from bad to worse and beyond, thanks to a cellphone and one creepy kid in Dirk Beliën’s Oscar-nominated dark comedy short, Gridlock.

There’s not a whole lot to be said about this 9-second clip, other than the fact that it deserves just as many views as Dramatic Chipmunk. Plus, it’s got “wiener” in the title.

Remember how scary mommy’s nose was for baby Emerson? Turns out that’s not the only thing that the tot has his eyes fixed on. At least he finds a little something to laugh about.

MyDamnChannel’s Mark Malkoff decides to take to the streets of New York on a kid’s trike to see if he can beat an MTA bus in a one-mile race across 42nd Street. Guess who gets to the finish line first?

(NSFW: Language) Billy Crystal wants to play Harry Burns again. The executives think it’s a good idea, but they have a couple of suggestions to help the movie appeal to today’s discerning moviegoer.

YouTube user Tobuscus – the man who sang about the Dead Island and Halo: Reach trailers – continues to make fun of dramatic video game commercials. Hide in a park and murder people!

Carl Sagan takes a look at the various lifeforms throughout the known universe, their idiosyncrasies and idiotic customs, in this educational video that just gets weirder and weirder by the second.

You know how they say that previews sometimes give away the best part of movies? Well, what would happen if trailers actually revealed the biggest secrets in movies too? Spoiler alert x5.

Check out this vintage rejection letter from journalist Lafcadio Hearn to his paramour; their relationship ended when she sent him a photograph of her in a low-cut dress. Harsh. (Thanks Billy!)

A story about a man with a unique job – he’s just like a process server, except he deals with more personal matters. This could be spun off into a short film or a sitcom. Directed by Kosai Sekine.

(NSFW for language) The keen and perceptive “scienticians” in this video here propose a new technology that may bring texting to a standstill: The Phone. Watch, laugh and learn. (Thanks Sean!)

Awww, a rosy-cheeked angel. Surely she can’t be capable of doing anything remotely close to evil. There’s no great twist here, but the troll face at the end is just asking to be turned into a .gif.

Protect the things that matter most, courtesy of Aperture Science, as they reveal the consumer edition of their deadly gun-totin’ turret. Guaranteed to fire 65% more bullet per bullet.

Designer Vó Maria has been working his way through the X-Men cast of characters, giving us the cheapest possible costumes the next time we want to dress up as Wolverine, Magneto or Cyclops.

Earl seems like a mellow and healthy cat, so imagine our surprise when he resorts to a human gesture we only use when we’re desperate. Come on now, give him… whatever it is that he wants.

(NSFW: Language) This dude found himself completely alone on one of DC’s Metro trains and went a little nuts in his solitude. What would you do if you had the whole subway car to yourself?

The quintessential 21st century invention – the union of a shirt and a plate. Now food is just a downward tilt of your head away. Check the date before you buy it though. Or go make your own.

I’m a super computer, you’re like a TI-82: nicepeter has rolled another amusing epic rap battle out; this time, it’s Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking. We’re thinking Stephen has the edge.