Awesome Funny Stuff

The obnoxious duo with lightsaber potential from the first Freddie Wong post are back, doing what they do in a simultaneously amusing and douchey way. Kids: use your talents for good, not evil.

Keep your knives nice and sharp with Fred’s cheeky block sharpener that lets you magically cut your tiny assistant in half – or at least sever her carotid artery based on the location of the blade.

The Onion takes a stab at Hollywood’s franchise milking as they reveal Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2: Parts 1 to 7. Also, we hope none of you are as hopeless as these guys.

(NSFW:Language) Hawkman wants to cash in on Hollywood’s comic book craze, but he’s not exactly movie material, is he? Ironically, the actor who plays him in this clip has the best costume.

Dude, even if you were somehow able to maintain your composure or at least walk straight, crap like this will do you in. Because even in Soviet Russia, a pack of cigarettes is still not a cellphone.

(NSFW:Language) Outrageous alternate lines and improvs from the romantic comedy Bridesmaids, starring and written by SNL’s Kristen Wiig, directed by Paul Feig and produced by Judd Apatow.

VFX director Cedric Nicolas-Troyan brings us this tale of root vegetables, muscle cars, and little fuzzy bunny rabbits. Yep, it sounds weird. It is weird. But in a good weird sort of way, we assure you.

(NSFW) Health advisories often use disturbing images to promote their message. This one has that in spades, but it’s offset by the artist’s blunder, who needs a hand with drawing hands.

An otter at the San Diego Zoo gleefully matches a kid’s unending supply of energy. Son, the next time you visit, we ask this of you: try running away from the aquarium. Let’s see what happens then.

There are green vehicles that are as fast and sexy as gas-fed ones, and we wouldn’t trade our planet for even the most bad-ass ride. Neither of those beliefs stopped us from laughing at this spoof ad.

(NSFW: Language) YouTube member vidproject found a Florida softshell turtle just chillin’ on his backyard. The camera shy reptile then reveals why the old fable features a tortoise and not his kind.

Babysitter Cat may look like she couldn’t care less about her ward, but she does. So much so that she’s willing to sacrifice herself just to keep the playful little human amused.

(NSFW: Language) As if the trailer for CoD: Modern Warfare 3 wasn’t awesome enough on its own, it’s now amped up just that much more, thanks to the obligatory Team America: World Police dub.

If any of you bronies out there ever wondered if the physics in My Little Pony were possible, all your questions are finally answered by MLP geek Beatledude64. Grab the full Powerpoint deck here.

(NSFW: Language) It starts with a missing line from a play and quickly descends into a mind-warping meta-conversation fueled by intense memorization, childhood issues and comedic timing.

For Disney’s Star Wars Weekends 2011, Chewbacca lets loose on stage with a little Axl Rose, while one of the Ewoks does his best Slash impression. Welcome to the jungle (of Endor.)

Ditch that Ecard you lazy ungrateful bum, actual greeting cards are still the best. Check out these unique and funny cards from Etsy seller Dude and Chick, printed using vintage letterpress equipment.

“What do you want to be when you grow up?” Ogilvy Brazil asked the perennial question to kids in this ad for the Red Balloon English School and turned their answers into business cards.

Annodomino2007 spent 30 hours total working on his huge domino pyramid. It was 96% complete, with just 439 dominoes yet to be placed out of the 13,482 total. But, dominoes being dominoes…

(NSFW) Two couples unwittingly summon a horde of zombies in this gory, chaotic and funny short film by Lee Hardcastle. The fast-paced action and goofy characters belie the smooth animation.

We enjoyed the first clever episode of Kid History, so here’s their latest installment for your enjoyment – just in case you need to remember how hardheaded you used to be as a youth.

Uh, why are we doing this again? I don’t know. All I know is that as soon as he falls asleep I’m giving his ass a conga line of bites. That doesn’t make sense. And this?! Does this make sense to you?!?

Sesame Street’s banana-headed Bert sits down and has a conversation with SNL’s Andy Samberg to learn about the SNL star’s family, life, habits, and socks. Even funnier is Part Two here.