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(NSFW: Language) Brentalfloss sings about the unrewarding video game endings from the 80s and 90s. It’s a shame there are curse words in this song, because younger gamers need to see this.

Jillian Mayer has a message for her future grandchild: “That incomprehensible old hag is not me, that bedridden body is not me, that corpse is not me. This is me, child. Also, babies are scary.”

(NSFW: Language) Two guys personify the concept of Facebook. You probably already have a good idea of how people reacted. Unfortunately the lesson seems to be lost on them. Oh well.

You know how they say that sloths are slow? Perhaps it’s a good idea that someone gave this little guy a hand as he made his plodding three-toed trek across a street in Costa Rica.

This isn’t a diary – think of it as a hitlist. Feel free to jot down the names of all your enemies, and then for added kicks, write stories about what you wish you could do to them. Okay it’s a diary.

The epicmealtime guys are usually all about meat, but now that their bellies are full, they’re having a little dessert, with treats like candy cheeseburgers, chocolate chip cookie steak, and KitKat fries.

We’ve certainly seen our share of dominoes falling over, but we’ve gotta hand it to Flippycat for carefully stacking these giant dominoes made out of 30,000 smaller dominoes.

Repulsed by the false sense of order promised by charts, writer Ben Greenman made these self-aware, self-referential, self-affirming and hilarious charts and graphs. More charts here.

(NSFW: Language) Jeff Chan’s short film starts out innocently enough, but within seconds, he turns the one of the most popular YouTube clips of all time into a bloody good zombie flick.

By taking a gigantic electromagnet and a bunch of pit balls loaded with their own electromagnets, Physalia Studio manages to create the greatest plaything ever. Or it could just be CGI. Still cool.

(NSFW: Language) Listen Bats, we know you’re the world’s greatest detective more because of your brains than your brawn, but you shouldn’t let your fighting skills get rusty either. To the Bathospital!

A nasty set of thunderstorms in Fort Worth, Texas, set off a chain-reaction of exploding powerline transformers across the city in this amazing video captured 5 miles away and 34 floors up.

Frank Carson and his wife Honey are horribly unpleasant people with an awful relationship. They also look a whole lot like Han Solo and Princess Leia. Original audio source here.

Sam Klemke captured a small bit of his life every year for the last 35 years, compiling them all into a bittersweet clip that moves backwards in time all the way back to when he was 20 years-old.

(NSFW: Language) Lets be honest. The average house cat isn’t particularly menacing (except maybe this guy). But give them some tanks, and they can cause just the slightest bit of trouble.

A couple of Yaskawa Motoman robots dueling with toy lightsabers at an international conference in Shanghai, to an astonishingly apathetic crowd. Maybe some sound effects would have helped.

If you’re not yet ready to have a child, then don’t have sex use CollegeHumor’s Always Negative Pregnancy Test, and rest assured that you’ll always get the answer you want. Truth not included.

Freddie Wong’s protege Jayson Floyd pulls out the big guns and deals out the punishment to save Eliza Dushku from her captors with Freddie’s usual effect and action-packed consequences.

Voice-overs are a relatively recent addition to video games. But addition doesn’t always equal improvement. Here are the 50 worst video game voice-overs, acted out by HansJamesMusicAOk.

Tekken Blood Vengeance, the first full CG animation in the TEKKEN series, has a dream team behind it: Digital Frontier production, writer Dai Sato and director Youichi Mouri. (Thanks Jon!)

Dogs are wonderful creatures. At times, they’re incredibly smart, other times, not so much. And sometimes they’re just “creative”, like this boxer and his “special” way of getting down stairs.

Like the Gatling Slingshot Crossbow, Jörg Sprave’s Avalaunche uses 20mm steel balls, but it can fire up to six of them at once. We can’t wait for the 6-shooter version of the machete slingshot.

No one likes to be stereotyped, but sometimes it has its perks. A short film by Wong Fu Productions headlined by Freddie Wong. Actually it’s more of an extended joke than a short film.