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Bad Pickup Lines
(PG-13: Language) “Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re SO-dium fine.” It’s hard to kick off a convo with a stranger, but we can say with a high degree of certainty that none of the pickup lines featured in WatchCut’s clip will get you a date, much less into anyone’s pants.