Posts Written by Lambert Varias

Mark Dury mixed dialogue from the original trilogy with the Death Star scene in A New Hope, turning Luke into a worthless moron who can do nothing but watch as someone else picks up his slack.

Konami’s horror franchise returns. Prison escapee Murphy Pendleton goes out of the frying pan and into the fire when he stumbles into Silent Hill, which has darkness, puzzles, and monsters aplenty.

The Superclean low is hand-made from all-natural materials – the sole is crafted from the milk of the Hevea tree, and the insole is made of buffalo leather and cork. Limited to 30 pairs only.

Hulu Plus might be the dagger of death to US cable TV, streaming shows on the iPad, iPhone, PS3 and other connected devices over Wi-Fi and 3G for just $10/month. Still not ad free, though. Boo.

One of four finalists in a Blackberry case design contest, the B100 unabashedly evokes memories of those awful 1980s brick phones. The non-functional retractable antenna is a nice touch.

A Jeopardy question asked for a term that refers to a gardening tool, but also has a sleazy connotation. We’re sure you think you know the answer, and so did the contestant. Wipe that potty mouth.

Your place stinks of beer and socks. You have someone *wink wink* coming over. Pick a bottle. Insert sticks. A gentle eruption of fragrance, and a long, hot night follows. You’re welcome.

The D&D Monster Man makes monster sounds. The guys behind Chad Vader up the ante by asking him to imitate the sounds of monsters in all kinds of situations. Weird? Hell yes, but also funny as hell.

Dig up your favorite old CDs and take them for a spin on Muji’s minimalist player. Just pull the string to play music, and pull it again to stop. The volume and search controls are on the player itself.

Not sure if you’re going to pick up Halo: Reach when it comes out? Nothing better than gameplay footage to help you decide. Already sold? Check out the game’s treasure-filled Legendary Edition.

Randy Regier creates wonderful retro style toys and packaging. Although they may look like they’re from a bygone era, Regier’s works are actually attempts to reflect modern American culture.

The 2010 Cannes Lions International Advertising Festival showcased some of the funniest, most creative and thought-provoking ads. Here are some of the best ads featured in the festival.

Sugru is a silicone-based wonder putty. It’s waterproof, self-adhesive, temperature-resistant, and flexible. Use it for repairs, hacks and more. This video shows how it can protect an iPhone 4.

Gibraltar Airport is included in Popular Mechanics’ list of strangest airports in the world, and rightly so – its runway intersects a major road. We bet no one ever beats the red light there.

This custom-made, wide-body motorcycle for wheelchair-bound people accommodates both rider chair inside. Its 1170 CC BMW engine speeds its occupant from 0 to 60mph in 7.6 seconds.

A witty homage to the actor and his chainsaw-wielding, shotgun-toting character Ashley Williams, from the classic slapstick horror Evil Dead series. Someone make this into a T-shirt quick!