Posts Written by Lambert Varias

Go to McDonald’s at around 10:35 in the morning. Buy an Egg McMuffin and a McDouble, then take the bacon and egg from the McMuffin and put it on the McDouble. Boom! Super sandwich.

Windows-only program Desktop Earth is a wallpaper generator. Using image data from NASA, it updates your wallpaper with a picture of what the Earth looks like from space at the current time.

The classic arcade B-Ball game is back, with the same over-the-top dunks, blocks – even the same commentator. And lots of fire. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA! It’s a shame it’s Wii-exclusive.

The super car redefined: a lean, mean and green machine. A 288-hp AC motor combined with a carbon fiber body gets the Roadster from 0-to-60 mph in just 3.7s. How’s that for an electric car?

There’s a lot to like about Opera – built-in mouse gestures, server-side compression and even torrent management. The latest adds features like faster JavaScript handling and geolocation.

Meet Rocky Salemmo. Fast-talking, quick-witted and a bowling hustler. For him, bowling is “a way to make a living without making a living.” A quirky short film by Sean Dunne. (Language NSFW).

The verdict’s still out on these kicks, a modified Conductor with big-ass wings. Will it get mad props, or will it get you laughed off of the basketball court? Available this August.

How hard can it be to make a poster for a missing cat? If you’re David Thorne, it’s insanely hard. A woman’s simple request turns into a maddening back and forth of emails and ridiculous revisions.

NSFW. We don’t subscribe to stereotypes – we believe we’re all unique. For example, some people love to pop their collars, or wear two Bluetooth headsets at once. And then there’s cool people.

It Makes No Sense is a new blog that aims to threaten our sanity with the strangest of pictures. Take the pic above; if the banner doesn’t break your head, the fish will. (Link NSFW)

Will Roege placed a camera in Jeff Zwart’s Porsche GT3 Cup to capture this awesome in-car video of Zwart’s record-setting qualifying run at Pikes Peak 2010 for the Time Attack 2WD class.

The GoFlex Desk external hard drives have a maximum capacity of 3TB. The GoFlex interfaces (USB 2.0 included; USB 3.0 & FW 800 sold separately) add versatility to the drives.

Don’t watch this if you’re easily freaked out. A pair of Dogfish squirm about despite being skinned and gutted. A YouTube commenter explains how it happened. And no, it’s not the T-virus.

Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa is back with another tantalizing television spot, asking all sorts of questions that women will be saying “Yes” to while us guys roll on the floor laughing. SWAN DIVE!

Breaking news from The Onion: The Al-Qaeda aborted an attack on Washington DC to spare the life of Twilight series author Stephanie Meyer, who was in a shopping mall near the target location.

Woot! has been acquired by Amazon, a development of utmost importance that it warrants a rapping monkey. And if you think that’s funny, check out how their CEO broke the news to staff.