Posts Written by Lambert Varias

A couple of commercials advertising a cream that cools and relieves itchy groins. We don’t know what’s funnier – the commercials, or the fact that this Delicare-M cream actually exists.

The sequel to last year’s hit PS3 game is already looking good, even though it won’t be released until December 2011. Cole MacGrath returns with a new look, new voice, and new weapons and powers.

Tattoos can be a wonderful way of self-expression, or they can be a shameful reflection of the person wearing it. So if you’re going to get one, at least make sure your tattoo artist can spell.

A parodying subculture has developed in Amazon’s user reviews section, in part because some items are just begging to be ridiculed, from the legendary Three Wolf Moon shirt to the can of Uranium Ore.

If you love using notepads to draft your poems, sketch your designs or just plain doodle, you’ll probably love Marc Thomasset’s concept, a notebook with unconventional and playful lines.

Green City Energy GmbH commissioned animation expert Musclebeaver to make this short clip about “investing green”. It’s a humorous but sobering warning about where our money is going.

Lionhead Studios recently gave a peek into the combat and in-game graphics of upcoming RPG Fable III. Melee weapons, guns and magic are still at the hero’s disposal, along with counter-attacks.

Stubbs is a good boy. He knows all sorts of commands, like “sit”, “fetch”, “smell other dog’s butts”, or “be uncooperative”. We’re wondering how he was trained, and who trained him.

The Camden 50th anniversary package not only involves cosmetic upgrades; it also makes the Mini speak. The engine, climate and coach each have their own voices and can even talk to each other.

ScotteVest is taking wearable storage to a whole new level with their upcoming coat, which is designed to replace carry-on luggage. It has 33 pockets and can carry clothes and shoes. Wow.

…too much. Granted, we weren’t there, so maybe the sheer awesomeness of coming across a full-on double rainbow all the way across the sky will do this to you. Maybe…Nah. He’s high.

DAMNLAG translated – very loosely – the dialogue in a Japanese TV show that featured footage from upcoming game Pokemon Black & White. This is some PS1 sh*t right here! (Subtitles NSFW)

Take a good look at this ninja kitty, because you’ll barely catch a glimpse of it in the video; it’s probably faster than Bruce Lee. We dare you to try and capture it in a screengrab – it’s wasn’t easy.

We know that reality and TV are quite far apart, not least when it comes to solving crimes, but it’s still nice to know just how (un)realistic CSI is. Check out the link for the whole infographic.

Last year, Red Bull had a NASCAR racer take a pit stop at Times Square. This time Londoners were treated to an exciting morning when F1 driver Mark Webber made a pit stop in front of Big Ben.

The jingle in this old commercial for Johnson boats inadvertently turns into a hilarious anthem for men. Because if you think about it, it’s true: you’re never alone. It’s always you & your Johnson.