(NSFW) YouTuber Saul Tigh pays homage to the all-consuming Battlestar Galactica with this frakkin’ awesome parody of Simon & Garfunkel’s song that’ll have you spamming the replay button.

It wasn’t humanoid like the Final Five, but this Cylon Teddy Bear will at least warm your heart before raining nukes on the Colonies; it’s equipped with the Larson Scanner LED KIT.

Hung as a painting in Admiral Adama’s quarters, First Cylon War was painted by BSG assistant art director Ken Rabehl and mixes medieval elements with a massive robotic onslaught.

This Cylon Raider Artisan Replica is about as close to real thing as you’d want to get; made for the reimagined Battlestar Galactica, it’ll include a random signature from the cast.

This 8″ Caprica Cylon faithfully reproduces the centurions from the reimagined BSG series, with 20+ articulating points, 3 sets of hands and 2 sets of wrist-mounted weaponry.

These delicious cereal and marshmallow bits are part of every Cylon’s nutritious breakfast. Best served a cup of Starbucks, of course. Available through 5/18/2012 only over at The Yetee.

Leaked out from this past weekend’s WonderCon, here’s a thrilling first look at SyFy’s upcoming Battlestar Galactica prequel, Blood & Chrome, set in the 10th year of the first Cylon war.

Available 10/27/09: The Plan runs two hours and gives us a Cylon perspective on the attempted genocide of humanity in Battlestar Galactica. It’ll also air on Syfy in November 2009.

Toaster lovers and Capricans alike should set their calendars for 7/28: Battlestar Galactica: The Complete Series comes out on Blu-ray in a 20-disc set with Cylon figure.

The Rundle Lantern is an array of 748 solar-powered LED panels installed on 9 floors of an Adelaide, Australia parking lot and will run from 8pm-midnight daily; look for the Cylon eye!

The glowing red LED screams Cylon, but this Tony Stewart NASCAR Helmet has peaceful intentions; it’s actually a radio with a CD tray in place of the mouth and a flip-up visor.

Think Cylon meets Silver Surfer: using two counter-rotating fans, the Cyber Surfer R/C Spaceboard is a pretty sweet flying toy; an accelerometer keeps him hanging ten instead of wiping out.

Geeky to some but super swank for others, we’re siding with the latter on these two-toned Bless No. 34 sunglasses. We like the angular art deco meets Cylon grill thing going on.

Never mind that it makes you look like a Cylon, but the GoateeSaver does promise to save time in the morning. The three metal rollers are adjustable for height and width.