Caffeine Molecule Coffee Mug

Caffeine Molecule Coffee Mug

A very special ceramic coffee mug, made using 3D printing tech to create its clay mold. Yes, $99 is a lot to spend on a coffee cup, but true caffeine addicts should consider it a worthwhile investment. Also available as an espresso cup.

Caffeine/Chocolate Milk Straws

Caffeine/Chocolate Milk Straws

If you need some percolating and don’t care for coffee, ThinkGeek’s Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws have about 2.5 energy drinks worth of caffeine per straw; add milk and feel the power.

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Stay Puft Caffeine Marshmallows

Stay Puft Caffeine Marshmallows

Buzzin’ makes us feel good! Charge your personal proton packs with these handmade Ghostbusters marshmallows, each loaded with 100mg of caffeine. Not sure if they fit in the Mforcer, though.

Bacon Caffeine Maple Lollipop

Bacon Caffeine Maple Lollipop

The headline says it all. Combine three of our favorite food groups and stick ’em into one of our favorite edible form-factors, and you have a tiny bit of confectionery heaven on a stick.

Caffeine: Black Blood of the Earth

Caffeine: Black Blood of the Earth

This engineered coffee from Funranium Labs is “super-caffeinated”. Currently available only for “direct hand-off” in the SF Bay area, they’re working on a way to ship this stuff soon.

Caffeine Candy Sampler

Caffeine Candy Sampler

V9 of ThinkGeek’s vaunted Mega Caffeine Candy Sampler is a grab bag of pick-me-ups, with names that sound like sound effects: Foosh Mints, Jolt Gum, and Chargers Espresso Beans.

Coffee Run

Coffee Run

This animated short film plays out like a side-scroller action game, but the level design isn’t just some background scenery. Instead, the story of its protagonist’s tragic past relationship are recalled as she runs through the stages, fueled by a blast of caffeine. From director Hjalti Hjalmarsson and Blender Animation Studio.

Pocket Latte Chocolates

Pocket Latte Chocolates

Grab a boost of caffeine any time with Pocket Latte’s ready-to-eat coffee snacks. Each square of their caffeinated chocolate has roughly the same amount of caffeine as a cup of coffee. They come in cream and sugar, dark roast, hazelnut, and lavender-vanilla flavors. Sold in packs of 12 or 24. You can grab individual bars at Vat19.

Daily Dose Chocolate Pack

Daily Dose Chocolate Pack

Get your sugar and caffeine fix every day of the month with this 30-pack of bite-sized chocolate bars from Brooklyn’s Raaka Chocolate. Choose from Pink Sea Salt, 100% Cocoa, Oat Milk, Coconut Milk, or a mixed set of all four flavors. Each bar is made from sustainably-sourced, unroasted beans for a complex, natural flavor.

Cold Shower Body Scrub

Cold Shower Body Scrub

Duke Cannon’s exfoliating scrub contains an invigorating mix of menthol, caffeine, and aloe vera that cools, hydrates, and refreshes. It lathers up thick, and brings a bracing chill to even the steamiest shower. Can’t get enough of the cold? Check out their Cold Shower Bundle.

Keith Titanium Coffee Cup Set

Keith Titanium Coffee Cup Set

Just because you’re out in the wilderness doesn’t mean you can skip your morning caffeine fix. This titanium coffee cup features a double-walled, insulating design, and won’t affect the flavor of your brew. The 5oz. cup includes a matching spoon and saucer.

Super Mario Bros. Cartridge Mug

Super Mario Bros. Cartridge Mug

It’s-a-mug, Mario! Celebrate your love for caffeine and the Mushroom Kingdom with Paladone’s official Super Mario Bros. mug. The squared off ceramic mug borrows its shape from the classic NES game cartridge, only this time you need to blow on it to cool off your coffee, and not to get the game to load.

NES Controller Mug

NES Controller Mug

Retro gaming fans, 1up your caffeine levels with this fun ceramic mug from Paladone. It features a level from the classic Super Mario Bros., and its handle looks just like the controller from the original Nintendo Entertainment System. Now someone needs to make a playable version.

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Nintendo Pipe Mug

Nintendo Pipe Mug

Take a trip to a secret world of caffeine with ThinkGeek’s officially-licensed mug is a 3D version of the warp pipe from the original Super Mario Bros. game. It even includes the floor tiles as a base. The mug can hold up to 15oz and is made of ceramic.

Fender Amp Mug

Fender Amp Mug

Inspired by the classic Fender Twin Reverb guitar amp, this ceramic mug is the perfect gift for musicians who need their caffeine fix. It features a flat-face design, which makes it easy to store two side by side – though we don’t recommend stacking these amps.

Tips for Falling Asleep

Tips for Falling Asleep

AsapScience shares a number of tips that you can follow to help you fall asleep. Most of them involve do’s and don’t’s before bedtime, such as taking a hot shower or avoiding caffeine, but the most important tips are to keep yourself cool and relaxed, and to have consistent sleep times.

F*cking Weekday Cups

F*cking Weekday Cups

Let’s face it, working for the man sucks. You need the weekend to get here. Best you can do during the workweek is hunker down, grab a cup of coffee and push through it. This set of five stackable ceramic cups helps express your disdain while you nurse your caffeine buzz.

Coke Habit

Coke Habit

For those of you who haven’t been there, Coke is a very powerful drug. No no no, not that coke, the other one – with the caffeine. Enjoy this cautionary tale in the four minutes of ardent animation and fluid (and true) storytelling from Dress Code.

Blowfish for Hangovers

Blowfish for Hangovers

Drink too much last night? Drop a couple of these fizzy tablets into a glass of water, and an effective combination of aspirin and caffeine will have you feeling good as new in about 15 minutes. Save 20% on a 20-dose pack in The Awesomer Shop.

Daily Fix Mug

Daily Fix Mug

Make every day a party and shotgun your caffeine buzz with Glennz’s hilarious coffee mug, featuring imagery of two office professionals taking part in their morning speed ritual. Holds 15oz. Dishwasher safe.

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If You Only Drank Coffee

If You Only Drank Coffee

We know quite a few people who are serious caffeine addicts. But when push comes to shove, could you subsist entirely on coffee? Of course not. Life Noggin ponders what sort of nasty things might happen to us if that was all we ever consumed.

Mjolnir Mug

Mjolnir Mug

A ceramic coffee mug inspired by Thor’s mighty hammer. Holds up to 20 oz. of your favorite caffeine buzz, though you might have trouble lifting it to your lips to take a sip unless you were born on Asgard, have a body chiseled by a god, and flowing blonde locks.

Stormtrooper Espresso Mugs

Stormtrooper Espresso Mugs

Assuming these ceramic espresso mugs don’t miss shots the way that stormtroopers do in the Star Wars flicks, we’d love a set for serving up a quick caffeine fix. These officially-licensed 2.7 oz. cups are sold in sets of two, so you can toast a friend, or enjoy a double shot for yourself.

DIY Multi-function Bench

DIY Multi-function Bench

We’re not sure we’ve had enough caffeine to handle the enthusiasm of the Aussie surfer dude presenting this video from Better Homes and Gardens, but we can certainly get behind the design of this cool piece of DIY furniture, which can change forms to suit a variety of needs.

Borg Cube Coffee Mug

Borg Cube Coffee Mug

It’s hard enough to limit your caffeine intake, and served up in this Star Trek TNG Borg Cube coffee mug, resistance is completely futile. The hive mind tells us to take ours black, with seven of nine sugars.

GoCubes Chewable Coffee

GoCubes Chewable Coffee

Need a burst of energy but don’t have a cup of joe handy? Two Go Cubes not only give you the power-up of a cup of coffee, they taste like a coffee, mocha, or latte too. Additional nutrients help smooth out the caffeine jolt, improve alertness, focus, memory, and reaction time.

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