Cry all you want Dante, Bayonetta’s too busy not making any sense. The launch trailer for the Wii U exclusive Bayonetta 2 is a whirlwind of hair, colossal monsters and Nintendo-themed costumes. Demo available now.

The fearless and irreverent Bayonetta returns with a new haircut, friends and foes but with the same breathless pace and power. For better or for worse, the gunslinging witch’s latest adventure is a Wii U exclusive.

Now available: Bayonetta gets a surprisingly tranquil launch trailer above, though like Bayonetta herself it’s really the calm in the middle of a fast-paced, foot-gun-packing storm.

It’s no secret that Bayonetta kicks butt with her transformation abilities, but this Witch Time trailer shows off a power that borders on outright cheating: let’s just say time is on her side.

As if Bayonetta weren’t well-armed enough with guns on her feet, this Transformations trailer puts prey out to pasture with her ability to turn into a panther, bird, butterfly, or a cloud of bats.

If you don’t mind getting your senses obliterated, this TGS 09 trailer for Bayonetta delivers fast-paced J-pop music, explosive visuals and nonsensical dialog–often all at once.

From Devil May Cry’s creator, this estrogen-laden trailer for Bayonetta lays the action on thick (and fast) with top-notch visuals, wicked boss battles and a bevy of Sarah Palin lookalikes.

From the maker of Bayonetta comes a hack-and-slash game featuring the G1 Transformers. You can play as Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Sideswipe, Wheeljack and Grimlock. We hope there’s more than meets the eye in this one.

Gameplay footage of The Legend of Korra video game. Developed by Platinum Games (Bayonetta), it has a short story mode as well as a Pro-bending mode. Drops this fall on Xbox One, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4 and Windows. Skip to 0:45.

From the makers of Bayonetta and Vanquish comes Anarchy Reigns, a “multiplayer brawler” featuring characters with fighting styles as distinct as their looks. Out Fall 2011 on Xbox 360 & PS3.

As if our wallets haven’t already been thoroughly ravaged by the holidays: this Games of January 2010 video has us checking the cushions to pay for Darksiders, ME2, Bayonetta, and more.