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The Bachelor but with Monkeys

The Bachelor but with Monkeys

“Monkey. It’s your final banana for tonight.” Joel Haver parodies the sheer stupidity of The Bachelor and its spin-offs with a look at what the show would be like if the humans were replaced with monkeys. Of course, the Bachelor monkey still must pick its mate from 30 emotionally-unstable monkeys selected by the producers.

Babish Makes Bachelor Chow

Babish Makes Bachelor Chow

Fans of Futurama surely recall the billboard for Bachelor Chow that appears in the opening credits. The dehydrated food chunks turned up in a few episodes too. Binging with Babish decided it was finally time to make a far more edible version of the human equivalent of dog food.

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The Bachelor’s Foley Artist

The Bachelor’s Foley Artist

“I don’t know if love is real… but I know the sounds I make of people finding love are very real.” Meet Tim. He’s the foley artist responsible for the squishy lovemaking sound effects on The Bachelor. At least that’s what Comedy Central wants us to believe.

Jordan Schlansky’s Bachelor Party

Jordan Schlansky’s Bachelor Party

(PG-13) “Well, I mean the bachelor party goes back to ancient Sparta, well before Christ..” Conan O’Brien throws a surprise bachelor party for his foil Jordan Schlansky. Guess which one of them regrets the decision more.

Bill Murray’s Bachelor Party Advice

Bill Murray’s Bachelor Party Advice

If we compiled a list of the persons we would like to have speak at our bachelor party, Bill Murray would be pretty high on it. One lucky groom and his buds (more so) were graced with some sage advice from the man himself on their night out.

The Bachelorette (Trailer)

The Bachelorette (Trailer)

Another “People Desperate to Have Fun at Friend’s Weddings” flick. But hey, Kirsten Dunst, Isla Fisher and Lizzy Caplan in one movie. That can’t be much worse than paying to see Ken Jeong’s junk.

Austin Powers in Mass Effect: Part 2

Austin Powers in Mass Effect: Part 2

Austin Powers is back, and this time he’s in Mass Effect: Part 2. eli_handle_b․wav returns with another hilarious mashup of these very different franchises. This time, the swinging 1960s bachelor becomes the latest subject of The Lazarus Project, mows down a Geth Colossus, and has a sexy photoshoot with Kelly Chambers.

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LEGO Batman: Gotham Cribs

LEGO Batman: Gotham Cribs

“Finally, here we have my secret room. Every good-looking mysterious billionaire bachelor has one.” Bruce Wayne and Bruce Wayne…’s roommate Batman give a quick tour of their house. We want to see Arthur Curry’s house next. Or Edward Nygma’s.

The Casebook of Nips & Porkington

The Casebook of Nips & Porkington

Two policemen in a world of anthropomorphic animals recap one of their solved cases in this charming combination of text and animation. Sheridan College student Melody Wang made the short film in Toonboom Harmony and Photoshop.

Dog Stripper

Dog Stripper

(PG-13 language) Amy Schumer and her stripper friend show up at a house to perform for a bachelor party, but it turns out the groom is no gentleman. In fact, he’s a real dog – complete with fleas. Who’s a good boy?

Rambo Day

Rambo Day

(NSFW: Language) When they were kids, Dana Saint and his friends loved to reenact their favorite action movies. So for his bachelor party, Dana’s friends reenacted his favorite action movies, with Dana as the unwitting star.

OneBowl

OneBowl

Recently funded on Kickstarter, the OneBowl would make a great sidekick for the noodle-fueled student or the lazy bachelor. It’s a bowl and a strainer in one and comes with a lid as well. It’s dishwasher- and microwave-safe.

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Bungee Jump Prank

Bungee Jump Prank

After being forced to wear a blindfold for two hours during his bachelor party, this groom with a fear of heights is tricked into thinking that he’s about to go bungee jumping by his evil groomsmen. Norwegians can be so cruel.

Archer Air Superiority

Archer Air Superiority
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While not officially tied to Sterling Archer, we could see the cartoon spy using at least one of these manly scents in his bachelor pad. Aromas include European sports car, distillery and hunting lodge.

Bungee Prank

Bungee Prank

A French man is blindfolded by his buddies and told he’s about to make a 50-foot bungee jump off a bridge during his bachelor party. Fortunately, he didn’t dive in head first.

The Change-Up (Red-Band)

The Change-Up (Red-Band)

(NSFW: Language) A family man (Jason Bateman) and a bachelor (Ryan Reynolds) wish they could switch places. From the director of Wedding Crashers and the writers of The Hangover.

Zorak Wood Stove

Zorak Wood Stove

If you’d prefer your bachelor pad to have a bit more bite, Skantherm’s Zorak Wood Stove is literally sharp; the contemporary steel fixture sports bolts and jagged, toothed doors.

Bongos Beer Bar

Bongos Beer Bar

It’s designed for caterers, but any bachelor pad or backyard could use a Bongos Beer: the stainless steel bar sits on casters and boasts a professional tap, refrigeration system, and cook top.

CueLight Pool Table

CueLight Pool Table
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Created for Esquire’s Ultimate Bachelor Pad, the CueLight Pool Table turns a billiards game into a Michael Bay movie: projected flames, water and other effects follow your every move.

City Tiles

City Tiles

Walls and floors are usually the last things we ogle, but Lea Ceramiche’s City Tiles are ideal for urban bachelor pads; they’re ceramic tiles with anthracite, steel and bronze finishes.

The Hangover (Trailer)

The Hangover (Trailer)

The Hangover has classic dude/road-trip flick written all over it, with the trailer leaving us in stitches; it’s a movie about four friends who take a trip to Vegas for a bachelor party.

Natuzzi Sound Armchair

Natuzzi Sound Armchair

Natuzzi’s Sound Armchair not only looks like primo bachelor pad decor but “sounds” like it too, with a pair of hidden speakers and minijack audio input; choose from over 150 colors.

Hockey Arena Chandelier

Hockey Arena Chandelier

You’ll only be able to pull off this Hockey Arena Chandelier at a bachelor pad, so live it up, single dudes. Ice not your thing? Check out these Hoops and Skateboard pendants.

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