Awesome Vampires

Battlefield Heroes’ Vampires & Werewolves is as close as we’ll get to becoming a Twihard, but at least we get to blast their brains out; the month-long event includes three night maps.

This third international trailer for Daybreakers continues to build upon the previous two with a solid summary of the plot; the last 20 seconds reward with new, fast-cut action scenes.

Believe it or not, Ripley’s has the largest collection of authentic vampire killing kits in the world; made in the 19th century, most include stakes, crucifixes, lead bullets, and garlic.

There’s isn’t much new in this second Daybreakers trailer (watch the first one here), but it does introduce a major plot point regarding Ethan Hawke’s character: he’s a type O traitor.

Zombies and vampires go mainstream with this seemingly made-for-Disney promo trailer for The Slayers; it’s inspired by kids-vs-monsters flicks like The Goonies and Monster Squad.

Hot Toys’ 1:6 Blade II figure is fantastically accurate, from the head sculpt of Wesley Snipes to the costume; it also packs a veritable arsenal, with glaives, stakes, bombs, and guns.

Hollywood goes Halloween with Worth1000’s Celebrity Vampires; the red carpet turns a nice shade of crimson by poking fun (and holes) in celebs like Bruce Willis and Scarlett Johansson.

Blood may be thicker than water, but with family members dabbling in synthetic blood, interspecies dating, and cereal sales, we’d just as soon get back in our coffins after this Vampire Reunion.

It’s the choice of drink for vampires everywhere (especially in HBO’s True Blood): Tru Blood isn’t really O Positive, but looks the part; it’s actually an tart, orange carbonated drink.

You’re going to need plenty of neck real estate to satisfy the cravings of Chop Shop’s weBite t-shirt: it’s crammed with 34 vampires from popular culture and aptly shaped like a bat.

The sounds of screaming tweens have kept us from seeing Twilight, but Twilight with Cheeseburgers is one flick we might just see with overdramatic acting, music and beef patties.

When these pale-faced coworkers say work sucks, they mean it literally: Glennz’ Office Chat t-shirt shows that watercooler talk not includes football and cars but bare necks and blood banks.

Packed with enough villains and monsters to end the world several times over, Travis Pitts’ This Is How The World Ends tee has you covered for nearly every apocalyptic scenario.

There’s no way on earth (or heaven) that we could skip Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter; heck, it’s being released on Blu-ray. Is there a plot? Who freaking cares? It’s Jesus kicking unholy butt!

Who knew Count Dracula was a medieval hustla: this Vampire Grill tee by Dance Party Massacre shows the Dark Prince’s grill fully blinged-out; it’s actually printed with silver ink.