“Sometimes your worst self is your best self.” Everyone sounds like Rust Cohle in the new teaser for the second season of HBO’s True Detective. Don’t let us down Vince Vaughn. Vaguely Logical Proverbs premieres 6/15.
While some people are concerned with the casting of Vince Vaughn and Colin Farrell in True Detective season 2, we’re not worried. But the guys at Funny or Die think Ellen Page and Kate Mara would have been a better choice.
(NSFW: Language) True Detective season one may be over, but we couldn’t help but share this parody from The Pete Holmes Show, in which Rust Cohle can’t help but descend into his endless pit of darkness. The man even hates puppies.
Patton Oswalt pokes fun at True Detective’s Rust Cohle, philosophising with a statement which coincidentally is the name of his upcoming Comedy Central special “Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time.” Also, there are five dimensions.