Awesome Triumph

(PG-13: Language) Funny or Die assembled a panel of celebrities to participate in a tic-tac-toe style gameshow with none other than Triumph the Insult Comic Dog as host, and sound effects artist Michael Winslow on announcer duties. Naturally, the politically-incorrect jokes and insults fly fast and furious.

Inspired by the custom stunt bikes used in the James Bond flick No Time to Die, Triumph’s limited-edition Scrambler 1200 has a sinister black and brushed metal color scheme. Arrow exhaust silencers with carbon fiber end caps, 007 Bond Edition badging, and a special 007 startup screen round out the details.

Triumph’s 2019 Scrambler XC and XE models have a 1200cc Bonneville engine that produces up to 88hp and 81lbft of torque, and has been tweaked to make that scrambler tune. The XE has longer travel suspension, optimized ABS and Traction control and six riding modes.

(PG-13, Crude humor) “The sun – just one more of the many big stars that refused to show up to this event.” Aaaand that’s about the only thing we can safely quote about Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s recent trip to Washington.

British motorcycle maker Triumph sets its eyes on the future with five successors to the Bonneville. These new models bring more powerful engines, improved chassis and suspension, new assistive technology and damn good looks. More at Bike EXIF.

One of only three custom Scramblers used in Jurassic World. One of its copies is with star Chris Pratt and the other is on display at Triumph’s headquarters. Proceeds will be split between four prostate cancer research groups.

(NSFW: Language) Triumph says he wasn’t allowed to perform some of his jokes on NBC’s Today, so he went to find a network for him to poop on. Good thing he’s always welcome at Conan’s show. Well, maybe not anymore.

Designer Tamás Jakus combined elements of the Triumph Speed Triple motorcycle with Jaguar’s F-Type Project 7 sports car, resulting in one of the most beautiful British bikes we’ve laid eyes on. Sadly, it only exists in digital form.

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is too indifferent to get on a plane and fly to Brazil, so he enjoys World Cup 2014 from the relative comfort of Queens, NYC. Final score: Triumph 3 Uruguay 1.

(NSFW: Language) Our favorite insult comic dog stops by Colorado’s Great American Beer Festival to poke fun at the army of hirsute small-batch microbrew aficionados who turned out. Though by the end, Triumph needs a bigger fix.

In July 2012, Wendy Diamond threw a $250,000 wedding party for her dog to raise money and awareness for the Humane Society of New York. But they made one mistake: they hired Rabbi Triumph.

Conan O’Brien, himself too busy to investigate the Occupy Wall Street protest, decided to send trusty correspondent Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in his place to see what all the fuss was about.

This awesome bike mod comes to us courtesy of French graphic designer Benjamin Blanchard, who modernized his Triumph Speed Triple with carbon-fiber, LED lighting, and plenty of black.

Sporting a knobby tires and a 21-inch front wheel, the upcoming Tiger 800 XC will takes Triumph off-road, with its 800cc engine cranking out about 135 horses and 60lb/ft of torque.

The Hellfire flat tracker conversion for the Triumph Street Triple 675 from Germany’s Motorcorner includes new thermoformed plastic body parts, 17” wheels and a BOS Performance exhaust system.

Triumph’s latest sports/touring motorcyle combines performance and utility. The motorcycle is powered by a 1050cc, 130bhp 3cyl engine, can go 200 miles on a single tank, and seats two comfortably.

Triumph’s Thunderbird 1700 goes big bore in a big way with a 100cc bump, boosting it to a 97 bhp/115 ft-lbs 104 cubic inch engine; it’ll come with ABS and Phantom Red Haze paint.

TAG Heuer and Triumph team up to celebrate Steve McQueen in Le Mans with the Bonneville Heuer; absolutely one-of-a-kind, it’s the Bonneville dressed in Gulf Oil blue and orange livery.

Triumph gives its Rocket III Roadster 15% more oomph for 2010 with 165 lb-ft torque; it also gets ergonomic upgrades (plusher seats and new footrests) along with blacked out parts.

Part Yank, part Brit, the 2010 Triumph Thunderbird is a mid-range cruiser for the US market but uses Triumph’s 1600cc parallel twin instead of a V-twin, good for 100hp and 115lb-ft.

Limited to 150, Triumph’s Daytona 675 Special Edition packs the same 675cc engine as the 675, but you can personalize it with carbon fiber bits, a quickshifter set, footrests and silencers.