(PG-13, Crude humor) “The sun – just one more of the many big stars that refused to show up to this event.” Aaaand that’s about the only thing we can safely quote about Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s recent trip to Washington.
(NSFW: Language) Triumph says he wasn’t allowed to perform some of his jokes on NBC’s Today, so he went to find a network for him to poop on. Good thing he’s always welcome at Conan’s show. Well, maybe not anymore.
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL! Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is too indifferent to get on a plane and fly to Brazil, so he enjoys World Cup 2014 from the relative comfort of Queens, NYC. Final score: Triumph 3 Uruguay 1.
(NSFW: Language) Our favorite insult comic dog stops by Colorado’s Great American Beer Festival to poke fun at the army of hirsute small-batch microbrew aficionados who turned out. Though by the end, Triumph needs a bigger fix.
Conan O’Brien, himself too busy to investigate the Occupy Wall Street protest, decided to send trusty correspondent Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in his place to see what all the fuss was about.
Sporting a knobby tires and a 21-inch front wheel, the upcoming Tiger 800 XC will takes Triumph off-road, with its 800cc engine cranking out about 135 horses and 60lb/ft of torque.
The Hellfire flat tracker conversion for the Triumph Street Triple 675 from Germany’s Motorcorner includes new thermoformed plastic body parts, 17â€ wheels and a BOS Performance exhaust system.
Triumph’s latest sports/touring motorcyle combines performance and utility. The motorcycle is powered by a 1050cc, 130bhp 3cyl engine, can go 200 miles on a single tank, and seats two comfortably.
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