Awesome Threadless

There’s nothing quite like the smell of sizzling bacon in the morning (or anytime, really.) But what happens if you run out and don’t want to wait for Instacart to show up? Glennz’s tasty t-shirt design envisions a machine we totally want in our kitchen – a desktop machine that prints bacon strips on demand.

Cats. Love them or hate them, it really doesn’t matter, because it’s all summed up in David Olenick’s purrfectly hilarious Threadless tee. Seriously though, they’re jerks, and now everyone knows.

New York-based artist Je-Yeon Kim’s annoyance with people and their phones won the Pet Peeve Challenge contest over at Threadless. Sometimes it seems like we have no clue how to interact with real live humans. Wait, what did you say?

Since it’s confirmed that endurance athletes should add bacon to their snack list, now is the time to create a visual reminder. How about this tee from madkobra for Threadless? No marathon in sight? It’s ok – that porcine power is still ace.

A collection of fan-contributed t-shirt designs that pay tribute to Marvel’s cocky, red and gold armor-clad hero, Iron Man. Our personal favorite is Dan Burgess’ Melting Point, but it’s really hard to pick just one.

Revamp your wardrobe with a grand prize of TEN Threadless tees of your choice. Hit the entry form for lots of chances to win. Three runners-up each get two t-shirts. (Ends 9/16/2012 12:01am EST.)

Grizzly Bear. Check. Automatic weapon. Check. Ammo belts. Check. Laser beams for eyes. Check. The complete package summed up on a single t-shirt. Thanks Blake… for making our day.

Did you know that a kangaroo was faster than a greyhound? Guess we missed that day in school. Learn something new every day with this speedometer-inspired tee by Thomas De Santis.

Let’s all go to the lobby and have ourselves a… stealthy covert operation? People might spit their popcorn out when they see you wearing this fun tee from Leon Ryan over at Threadless.

im8bit put together two of our favorite things to create his tee for Threadless: Space Invaders and Angry Birds. It’s currently being scored so it hasn’t gone to print yet, but it might be fun if it does.

No, it’s not that kind of dog fight, it’s a TA kind of dog fight – balloon animal versus origami canines, duking it out thought bubbles and all on this funny tee from David Thorley, available at Threadless.

Designer Ian Leino lights our world on fire once again with his latest shirt, this fiery tiger tee from Threadless. An incredible image sure to make it into your wear-once-a-week pile.

Don’t get parking rage next time you hit the mall; instead, put one of these removable I Park Like An Idiot stickers on the cars of the morons who don’t care about parallel lines. (Thanks Danna!)

Artist Enkel Dika’s (aka buko) clever Threadless tee envisions exactly how they keep the grass so short on the lunar surface. We’re not sure how they keep the mower from floating away though.

Located at the corner of clever and smart: we are enjoying the simple tongue-in-cheek pun action going on here on David Schwen’s fun Broken Seal tee. It’s available over at Threadless.

Threadless is having a BestTee of the Year competition with the winner to receive $20K; with 12 cool designs to vote for and tons more to purchase, we say vote for one and then buy two.

Curious George gets a ghastly Joker makeover. There’s not much to say about Andy Hunt’s T-shirt design except that we’d love to see it turned into an actual tee. Vote for the design at Threadless.

In the land of black & white, the rainbow-blasting dinosaur is king. Elisha Hales’ Technicolour Rex is one of the freshest shirts to come out of Threadless. Also available as an art print.

Joao Fonte’s seemingly simple fruits and veggies in his submission for Threadless are not what they seem: they’re tasty, huge and full of rage against human race. And that works for us.

Designer Phil Jones (aka “murraymullet”) proposes this funny Python-inspired design for Threadless. Vote for it now, and you could be wearing it soon. Yup, that’s Phil, modeling for the Tee on the right.

Let’s salute Threadless for the last 10 years of fun sidewalk brightening, thanks to their clever crowd-sourced tees. If you’re late to the party, jump in: it’s all chronicled in this truly entertaining book.

You can look directly at David Schwen’s elegantly whimsical Burger Eclipse tee, complete with subtle sesame seeds, over at Threadless without burning your retinas or packing on the calories. Well done.

We think the best part about the traditional hand greeting on this hoodie, designed by São Paulo’s Paulo Bruno, is when you unzip it and it becomes the standard Spock wave. Clever, clever youth.