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IRIS 9000

IRIS 9000

HAL 9000’s younger, better-looking little sister sits on your desktop, adding a speaker dock to your iPhone 4S and so you can bark orders at Siri from across the room. Though she might not obey.

Caffeine/Chocolate Milk Straws

Caffeine/Chocolate Milk Straws
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If you need some percolating and don’t care for coffee, ThinkGeek’s Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws have about 2.5 energy drinks worth of caffeine per straw; add milk and feel the power.

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Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen

Butterfly Knife-Styled Pen

A ballpen with a butterfly knife-style case that you can twirl, flip and spin without fear of hurting yourself (or anyone else). It’ll probably get you a couple extra gropes with the TSA though.

Stainless Carabiner Mug

Stainless Carabiner Mug
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This stainless steel mug has a thoughtful carabiner handle, so clip your favorite caffeine delivery cup to your belt-loop, hit the sheer rock face and celebrate your ascent with an espresso afterwards.

PadTab Tablet Wall Mount

PadTab Tablet Wall Mount
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Stick the PadTab on the back of your gadget, then stick the WallTab on any clean flat surface. Then slide the PadTab into the WallTab to mount your tablet. Each PadTab comes with 2 WallTabs.

Root Beer Brewing Kit

Root Beer Brewing Kit
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Practice chemistry and be refreshed with the Root Beer Brewing Kit. It has almost everything you need to make 2 gal. of root beer, including bottle labels. Some ingredients (i.e. sugar) not included.

Inception Top

Inception Top

Thanks to a conductive coil in its base, when you give the “Magnet Powered Spinning Top” a spin it will keep on doing so for a week – long enough to trick kids into believing that they’re in a dream.

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Organ Donor Lunchbox

Organ Donor Lunchbox
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ThinkGeek has something very special in store for you the next time you bring lunch to work. This insulated cooler discourages thieves from pilfering your lunch – unless Hannibal Lechter works there.

ThinkGeek Shirt Plate

ThinkGeek Shirt Plate

The quintessential 21st century invention – the union of a shirt and a plate. Now food is just a downward tilt of your head away. Check the date before you buy it though. Or go make your own.

Starfleet Issue Bathrobe

Starfleet Issue Bathrobe
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These soft and warm terrycloth robes, complete with embroidered rank and department insignia, would definitely come in handy in the Space Spa on the USS Enterprise, if there were a Space Spa.

ThinkGeek Zombie Jerky

ThinkGeek Zombie Jerky
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Now’s our chance to turn the tables! These actually look more disgusting than the ones we previously featured. Don’t worry, it’s actually teriyaki beef jerky. At least that’s what ThinkGeek says.

Star Wars Dark Side Coffee

Star Wars Dark Side Coffee
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ThinkGeek’s exclusive gourmet whole bean coffee, hand roasted by Stormtroopers, is perfect for Dark Lords of the Sith, or friends who enjoy spicy undertones with smoky, dark-roasted complexity.

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Zombie Attack Hoodie

Zombie Attack Hoodie
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Halloween and The Walking Dead may be done for the year, but it’s always Zombie season, right? The Zombie Attack Hoodie is detailed with bloody slash marks front and back, and a brain-lined hood.

Light-up Vader

Light-up Vader

The shirt’s chest and belt boxes blink on and off, just like Vader’s suit, but without the life-sustaining capabilities. Electronics detach easily for washing. Limited supplies available.

Electronic Spy Camera T-Shirt

Electronic Spy Camera T-Shirt
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Centered in the artwork on ThinkGeek’s Electronic Spy Camera Shirt is James Bond holding a camera to his face, but hidden behind the soft cotton exterior is a fully-functioning, real spy camera.

Abby Normal Brain Soap

Abby Normal Brain Soap
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The Abby Normal soap is trusted by picky zombies and mad scientists. Even though it comes in a jar, rest assured that the soap’s not made of flesh and blood. At least we don’t think.

Swing Clock

Swing Clock
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Some clocks have a pendulum. The Swing Clock, on the other hand is a pendulum. Watch this video to see it in action. Perfect if you’re sick of boring timepieces. Bad if you have motion sickness.

ThinkGeek Awesomer Discount

ThinkGeek Awesomer Discount

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