Awesome Thinkgeek

A bundle containing three 4.25oz glow-in-the-dark soaps. The Uranium soap glows green, the Plutonium soap glows blue and the Fallout Shelter sign soap glows white. They come in a gift-ready packaging.

After a long day of super soldiering, you could use a nice long soak in the tub. But instead of walking around the house naked afterwards, class up your act with this all-American hooded bathrobe, adorned with the Cap’s shield on back.

We’ve seen a tactical lamp, pen, mug, apron, kilt and a freakin’ tactical pizza cutter. For April Fools’ Day, ThinkGeek commented on the tacticalization of everyday items with this MOLLE-compatible necktie.

Solving yet another major first-world problem, ThinkGeek ensures you’ll get perfectly straight slices thanks to its military grade laser-guided pizza wheel. Also works as a flashlight for those times when you must cut pizza in the dark.

Kikkerland’s log-shaped cushions are filled with micro beads and come in oak, sycamore and birch designs. Sleep like a log with pillows that look like logs. These pillows put the lumber in slumber. Okay we’ll stop now.

Represent your rank and duty while staying warm with these official Star Trek: The Next Generation hoodies. The hood has a matching piping, so that the sweater looks like the uniform from the series when the hood is down.

ThinkGeek powers up their Mega Stomp Panic noisemaker for 2013. The Mega Stomp Battle has almost 100 different sound effects and a hand control for weapon sounds. The perfect finishing touch for your Halloween costume.

Make your presentations deadlier with ThinkGeek’s Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer. Sure, they’re not as awesome as actual sharks with laser beams on their heads, but you’re not actually Dr. Evil either.

ThinkGeek’s 5-foot-long Titan Sword is made from lightweight EVA foam, and has blue LEDs on the blade and pommel. It’s perfect for rounding out your cosplay and LARPing efforts. Just don’t take it through airport security.

ThinkGeek pokes fun at the state of the Wayne family with this April Fools’ product. Seriously Bruce, get over it. Clark lost the Kents and his entire planet. Imagine what he thinks when he sees you moping.

One does not simply walk into your cubicle – especially if you’ve got it lit up with this miniature Barad-dûr, perfect for illuminating your keyboard and mouse – assuming you don’t mind having your flesh seared off.

ThinkGeek is selling a pair of throw pillows that resemble the game cartridge of a certain classic videogame console. While they look comfy, you’ll have to be content with the fictional game covers.

The Annoy-a-Tron and the EvilTron randomly make noises, while the Phantom Keystroker messes with mice and keyboards. You’ll need the $10 discount to pay for your post-beatdown hospitalization.

This sturdy plastic mug is the perfect place to stack your LEGO, KRE-O, K’Nex, and other building blocks while you sip your joe. It’s even got holes on the bottom. Not dishwasher or microwave safe though.

Made by WETA using the designs of Jens Hansen, the ringmaker who made the One Ring movie prop for The Lord of the Rings trilogy. The ring is made of 18K gold-plated tungsten carbide.

Similar to the Impress, the Minibru lets you make French press coffee then drink it right from the same container. The 12 oz. mug comes with a plastic plunger and a silicone gasket.

Be GLaDOS with these inflatable personality cores. Wheatley and the Space Sphere are the only variants available, but no one’s stopping you from buying nine of them and calling it a triumph.

Thanks to the Internet, literally anyone can share his or her thoughts, ideas and opinions with the world. Dammit Internet. Thanks to ThinkGeek, we now have an idea for a Halloween costume.

If you thought the Arcade Button light switch wasn’t geeky enough, check out the Power-Up Arcade light switch. The joystick serves as the switch; press the buttons for arcade sound effects.

Another one of ThinkGeek’s April Fool’s jokes will soon be an actual product. Make lightsaber ice pops with the force of your fridge and these molds. The hilts – 2 Vader and 2 Luke – have built-in LEDs.

If you think the inflatable and LEGO kind are not manly enough, this hand-painted T-Rex hunter’s trophy is for you. Kids will be impressed with your hunting prowess and taxidermy skills.

A 65-piece magnetic set to help you document the steps in “troubleshooting your unique baby system.” Includes both practical and humorous advice. Your baby sitter will thank you for it.

A choose your own adventure book for puzzle geeks. The Tic Tac Tome has over 1,400 pages and even gives you the option of going first or letting the book go first. You can only play as the X though.