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Add a little space to your desk with this playful astronaut lamp from Paladone. The tiny moon man takes his spacewalk at the end of an adjustable gooseneck, as he floats above the lunar textured base below. Runs on USB or 3 AAA batteries, so it’s definitely just an accent light.

Take a trip to a secret world of caffeine with ThinkGeek’s officially-licensed mug is a 3D version of the warp pipe from the original Super Mario Bros. game. It even includes the floor tiles as a base. The mug can hold up to 15oz and is made of ceramic.

Cube-Works’ four-port USB 3.0 hub is a nice gift for fans of action or sci-fi flicks. It has two toggle switches, a keyhole and of course a red button. When you toggle the controls in the right order, the hub will play an explosion sound effect.

A classy new variant on ThinkGeek’s desktop facepalm sculpture. This 6″ bust of Captain Jean-Luc Picard is just the thing for expressing your everyday frustration with the stupidity surrounding you. Made from resin with a bronze patina finish.

Perfect for urban dreamers and kids of any age, this simple lamp will wash the walls with pretty light patterns as you fall asleep, wondering what happened to the nice weather and the time you could go outside and see the night sky without freezing your can off.

ThinkGeek partnered with demotivation specialist Despair Inc. to create this 2019 wall calendar. Each month comes with a demotivational poster, as well as important dates in geek history, such as Talk Like a Pirate Day and the NES’ release date.

ThinkGeek offers some tasteful merchandise for fans of the Merc with a Mouth. The officially licensed Deadpool Glitch Flannel shirt has a button-up chest pocket, a Deadpool patch on the left hip, and a screenprint of Deadpool’s mask on the buck.

ThinkGeek’s officially-licensed Marvel Thanos Infinity Gauntlet mood lamp will put a smile on any geek’s face. It measures 10″ tall and projects light through the replica Infinity Stones. It can be powered via USB or with three AA batteries.

Loot boxes are being seen in a bad light lately, but with ThinkGeek’s officially licensed Overwatch Loot Box Mood Light you’ll know exactly what you’re getting. The small lamp measures 4″ x 4″ and is made of plastic.

The maze wasn’t meant for the Man in Black, but it can be yours thanks to ThinkGeek and GameStop. Their officially-licensed replica of Westworld‘s iconic symbol is based on the actual prop used in the show as well as digital assets.

Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park and its movie adaptation are both ’90s babies. ThinkGeek swathes the franchise in its decade’s rad graphics in this officially licensed retro hoodie. It has the Jurassic Park logo on the chest and prints on the sleeves and hood lining.

While its proportions are a little questionable, fans of the classic film The Iron Giant, rum, and fruit juice will still want to add this sweet ceramic tiki cup to their collection. It holds 28oz. of your favorite drink, and has a cool metallic sheen and bright eyeballs.

One of ThinkGeek’s April Fools jokes. This clock features a very accurate replica of the sun from one of the planets that Rick and the Smiths visited in Rick and Morty. When the alarm goes off, the sun comes up and then screams nonstop for 42 hours.

Decorate your vault with ThinkGeek’s officially licensed Fallout 4 shower curtain. This curtain is printed with the charming pictograph that Bethesda made to list the Perks that you can get in the game. It measures 70″x 70″.

Mattel’s supersized Magic 8 Ball is decidedly huge. It measures 10″ in diameter and has 20 different answers. The only downside is that your arms will probably give up before you get the answer you like.

Video game publishers want us to get hooked on loot boxes and microtransactions. But you can turn the tables and remove the RNG with ThinkGeek’s officially licensed Overwatch Loot Box cookie jar. As far as you’re concerned, every item inside can be Legendary.

As expected, Nintendo delivered another classic game with Super Mario Odyssey. ThinkGeek lets you bring the game’s new and imaginative mechanics home with this wearable Cappy hat. If you don’t have a Switch yet, you can also get the hat as part of a console bundle.

ThinkGeek has a new line of officially licensed Super Mario Bros. desk lamps. The Jumping Super Mario Question Block Lamp uses 40W bulbs and has a Mario lamp pull. The Chain Chomp Lamp comes with a non-removable 60W LED lamp and has an adjustable head.

You won’t have a problem lifting this version of Mjölnir, but you might have some trouble getting it through airport security. ThinkGeek’s officially licensed foam toy is 4ft. tall and weighs 20lb. Unfortunately, its price has been supersized as well.

The Legend of Zelda‘s Master Sword seals the darkness. ThinkGeek’s tiny replica unseals bills, greeting cards and other letters. This officially-licensed collectible has a metal blade and comes with a cool resin pedestal.

Ruin ears and days with ThinkGeek’s tiny and magnetic noise machines: the Annoy-a-tron, the Ringtone Annoy-a-tron and the Eviltron. Sadly, their batteries are non-replaceable, but they’re good for a month of continuous havoc. We hope it never comes to that.

Have Chewbacca, Jabba the Hutt, or a wampa hold your snacks with ThinkGeek’s exclusive and officially licensed Star Wars snack bowls. They’re made of ceramic and can hold up to 3 cups each. They should’ve gone all out and made Sarlacc and Rathtar bowls as well.

As sitting has been shown to cause nasty health consequences over time, standing desks are all the rage. ThinkGeek has gone one better with a desk that encourages you to swim while working. Waterproof laptop not included. Yes, we know this was posted on April 1.