Awesome T-shirts

Bicycles and cars don’t always get along, so this Bikefish t-shirt by District Cotton is sure to elicit laughs from fellow pedal pushers; run, little Hummer! PS – see if you can spot ET.

Nerdbots’ Giant Eco t-shirt is a more affordable (and wearable) alternative to their cool, but expensive found object robots; it’s a two-color screenprint on an AA blue striped tee.

Human survivors may lack numbers, but they make up for it by being opportunistic bastards: Zombie Donkey turns the undead hordes into cheap transport and labor. Thanks, Brian!

There’s nothing like naming your own constellations while drunk: Pterodactyl With A Machine Gun is an irreverent glow-in-the-dark tee with gems like “Nondescript Polygon” and “Utah.”

If you think it was Mrs. White with the lead pipe in the library, this Cluedo t-shirt shows all six murder weapons from the classic board game and is a must for Clue/Cluedo fans.

Come to think of it, that Sham Wow dude always did look a little out of this world: this Vince Vulcan tee mashes up our favorite pointy eared freaks with absorbent German towels.

We’re all for saving the environment, but c’mon: Batman’s street cred just flatlined with this Bat-Tuk-Tuk, which is no substitute beater for the Dark Knight’s Batmobile or Tumbler.

Relive the legendary Death Star trench run of Gold 5 with this Stay on Target t-shirt, this time with equally legendary WWII era fighters including a Spitfire, Corsair and Warhawk.

Fresh flesh for Spring: Electric Zombie’s Spring/Summer ’09 line includes the tasty Outbreak hoodie, which features a gray all-over print, brainy lining and contrasting kangaroo pocket.

Hype for the upcoming Watchmen film is hitting a fever pitch, but we couldn’t resist sharing this tongue-in-cheek t-shirt by Rocky Davies; it’s screenprinted on an American Apparel tee.

Linty Fresh’s Petrol Kid tee is somewhat political, but it’s funky enough (Ham Burglar x gas pump holding up a bearded Joaquin Phoenix) that the artistic merits alone justify a purchase.

Newly launched, UK-based BOOM!’s tees have a simple, witty style that we dig (with a cool site to boot); CMYCAKE and Lorem Ipsum appeal to designers, while Ewoks will love Sorry.

Nobody does pure, unadulterated pwnage like a Sith Lord; destined to strike fear into the hearts of n00bs everywhere, this appropriately “Dark” Darth J!NX tee sports the J!NX mascot.

We honestly don’t know what the heck is going on in this Taper Matter tee, but anything with anthrophomorphic cassettes and a giant disembodied mouth works fine for us.

We’ve always wondered what happened to the clumsy ninjas; this Ninja Toon tee by Spain-based dobodob explains everything: they apparently hack themselves into oblivion.

A must for any retro arcade fan, Neil Gregory’s A Simple Plan t-shirt shows that all space invasions start off easily enough; just be sure you can survive the inevitable hail of pixels.

It’s amazing what a few pixels can do, but these Pacman tees by LowRez.de might just leave you looking over your shoulders for yellow disembodied heads with a taste for pellets.

Fast food joints would be a lot cooler if they adopted a military hierarchy (with KFC naturally leading the way): this Highest Rank t-shirt shows you should never run a-fowl of the Colonel.

Disturbia is back with a fresh Spring/Summer line for ’09; our favorite is the wickedly detailed Guitar Zero, but Fallout, Rat Race and I Want Out are all equally disturbing for the ‘burbs.

Proof that even Emperor Palpatine gets down on the dance floor, this glittery Death Star Disco t-shirt by James Lillis seems more at home in Studio 54 than Docking Bay 94.

Though nearly a monochrome shirt, Invasion from Planet Fire is deliciously plastered with marauding aliens thrashing a city and belching out purple goo; it’s limited to 40 pieces.

Full Bleed has released Series 8 of their fresh vector tees; we like the bright, basic colors used in this batch, which mix sharp graphics with subtle psychological and political themes.

The plumbing business has been somewhat “dead” for Zombario, a shambling version of our favorite Italian plumber; his next gig is to save Princess Peach… and munch on her brains.