Awesome T-shirts

There’s only one day until Halloween, but I Came From Nothing’s horrifically detailed tees supply fear for the whole year, with nods to everything from Child’s Play to gut-munching pandas.

Professional air guitarists finally have an instrument worthy of their lightweight talents: the Electronic Rock Guitar t-shirt is actually playable and includes a mini amp and magnetic picks.

Created with Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk in celebration of the movie’s 10th anniversary, this Fight Club tee is as official (and anarchic) as it gets; also available as a poster here.

This Map Marker Death t-shirt pointedly shows the hazards of overly augmenting reality; up next: street view dude’s mangled body found flying across random street intersections.

Wearing a bullseye on your chest may not be very smart, but we still like the tongue-in-cheek (and fingers-in-ear) appeal of this Shooting Target tee; it’s based off this poster.

Getting stranded on Earth apparently runs in the family: long before E.T. found himself stuck with Elliot, E.T. Senior finds himself in a similar predicament with this Home, Jeeves tee.

A story as full of hot air as Balloon Boy was destined to become a meme, but this UFO t-shirt by Glennz is the best Mylar mashup we’ve seen by far; Unidentified Fake-Out, indeed.

Let their be (fiber optic) light: their names are lost to history (blame the great robot revolt of 2089), but this Connected tee depicts the holy trinity of W3C who first brought forth the Interwebs.

Just in time for Halloween, Randr Tees’ Fall 2009 line hits our horror sweet spot with plenty of gore and just enough tongue-in-cheek to keep things light; choose from seven new t-shirts.

Aled Lewis’ The Horde t-shirt replays a scene from Living Dead and countless other zombie flicks, but we wonder: perhaps they just want to lend a hand (or other detached limb)?

Even dinosaurs aren’t immune to historical revisionism: our terrible lizard pals turn into terrific lizards with this Save Yourself t-shirt, which tells tall tails of their selfless heroism.

A bit of Bioshock mixed in with good old fashioned ghoulery, Enclothe’s latest t-shirt, Deep Sleeper, will have you dreaming nightmares while you plumb the dark depths of your soul.

Johnny Cupcake’s Cupcake Mix Vol. 4 is noticeably better than Vol. 3; four horror-themed shirts of 200 each are available, only one of which is online (the others are in-store).

Our friends at Chop Shop put a nail in the coffin of their Horror/Fantasy collection with this epic undeadWe tee; it packs in 50 zombies, ghosts and other boo-tiful members of the living dead.

Frankenstein’s story is well known, but gets recast in a mythic (and green) light in this Frank’s Origin t-shirt; still, his saga would have been truly epic had his brain not come from Abby Normal.

Obey’s Duality of Humanity is now available in t-shirt form; it’s a collaboration with famed Vietnam War and Khmer Rouge photojournalist Al Rockoff and based on an actual photo.

Cellphones may run on volts of electricity, but many humans (including us) run on jolts of java: this Refill Require t-shirt is for those whose sleep debt is one REM cycle away from bankruptcy.

Don’t get “left for dead:” we’d prefer chainsaws and sawed-off shotguns, but this Zombie Survival Medkit t-shirt will keep you alive and fully limbed until the cavalry arrives.

Alright, we’re pushing our luck with the three moon tees, but one more: J!NX has just dropped this WoW-themed Three Worgen Moon t-shirt; also check out the Alliance/Horde Beanies.

Turtlehead jumps on the Three Wolf Moon/Cat Moon bandwagon with this 3 Keyboard Wolf t-shirt, but trumps them all: it not only features an extra wolf and E.T., but a flippin’ unicorn.

A collaboration between New York’s Todd James and France’s Sixpack, this General t-shirt is ideal for those with Napoleon complexes–just don’t march on Waterloo anytime soon.

A carefully groomed mustache will not only impress the womenfolk but can dual wield in a pinch: this Handlebar Hold Up t-shirt is a mashup of whiskers and Smith & Wessons.

When petrol goes the way of the dodo, gas stations will need a serious makeover: this Air When You Need Us tee shows the self-serve going from hydrocarbon chains to bike chains.