Awesome T-shirts

Turn yourself into a walking camera museum with Adam Frame’s 101 Cameras tee; a snapshot into photographic history, it’s packed with everything from twin lens reflexes to polaroids.

Very Important Pixels’ t-shirts are very pop culture: they include square-able versions of 80s Heroes, all the James Bonds, Death Star denizens, and the evolution of Michael Jackson.

You’d be screaming for your mommy too if you saw this in your rear view mirror: we’re digging the badass art on this Shred T-Rex t-shirt, which makes Jurassic Park’s dinos look geriatric.

That Commissioner Gordon looks remarkably slimmer in The Dark Knight has nothing to do with creative retconning; Glennz’ Direct Line t-shirt shows where his priorities lie pie.

While humanity fights for its survival during the undead apocalypse, a similar food fight is being waged in the fridges everywhere: this Zombie Food t-shirt goes out to our perishable pals.

“But officer, I thought you were a red and blue shell!” Mario finally gets pulled over after one rocket start too many in this 80 MPH t-shirt; if only he had a few banana peels to spare…

Ever since the advent of fast zombies, this Slow T-shirt isn’t as universally applicable as it used to be; still, we have a soft spot in our hearts (and a hard one on our bats) for shamblers.

As any professional procrastinator knows, doing everything and nothing at the same time is hard work; this Multislacking shirt is an effortless homage to master time wasters.

This Superuserman t-shirt can only be worn by sysadmins with a .plan: to bind ports in a single keystroke, spawn processes faster than a speeding bot, and get to the root of all evil.

Shaggy, Daphne, and Freddie are absent in this Zombie Scooby-Doo t-shirt, but it’s a no-brainer why: Velma shows smarts (with shotguns, stakes, and Scooby snacks) = survival.

Halloween has already passed, but Ecko’s Black Rhino Collection is a year-round dedication to cult classics; it includes hoodies and tees from Friday the 13th, Saw, and more.

1, 2, 3, 4, I Declare World War III: digits won’t be the only casualties on the playground if the events in this Thumb War t-shirt come to pass: an escalating “arms” race is inevitable.

Flying high from NASA’s discovery of large amounts of water on the moon? Celebrate with this Blast Off! tee: the shuttle peels back the cosmos with a sweet (almost) all-over design.

We’re already giving the crazy Battleship movie a wide berth, but this Wrong Target tee is a glimpse of how a three hour cruise can turn into a one-way trip 20,000 leagues under the sea.

Based on a Raphael painting, we can’t help but love the awesomeness and insanity of La Disputa del Cyborgio; the t-shirt features Terminators, Mega Man, and yes, Stephen Hawking.

This Alien Autopsy t-shirt depicts the aftermath of Earth’s battle against precisely five neatly organized rows of space invaders: dissecting our pixelated foes’ naughty bits and bytes.

Available today (11/9/09) only at TeeFury: this Giant Robot FTW t-shirt calls to the city-leveling 12-year old in all of us, filled with incredible line art, fiery details, and a floating demon head(?!).

Robatabrand is a t-shirt label for thinkers, movers, and shakers: each shirt features complex and nuanced imagery devoted to luminaries like Kurt Vonnegut and Yuri Gagarin.

This Vitruvian Voltron tee may seem anachronistic, but we are talking Da Vinci here: we think a flying fortress made out of robotic lions would be right up the renaissance man’s alley.

Albert is a relativistic rockstar, but this Einstein t-shirt scientifically proves what we’ve been generally theorizing all along: that he’s no E=MC square but a front man for KISS.

Paddyroo’s Stereotype t-shirt is a witty play (rewind, and fast forward) on words, with indie, heavy metal, beatboxing, and more; we’re really singing their praises for leaving out polka.

Four letters, yet so much awesome geekiness: Lawrence Villanueva’s I Be Au Sm T-shirt packs in a UFO, an NES gamepad, a Federation badge, nuclear fission, and a lightsaber.

Suits often have astronomical prices, but this Now That’s A Suit! t-shirt takes things to orbital heights: pinstripes pale in comparison to $2 million and 300 pounds of pressurized awesome.