Awesome Star Trek

Eddie King may be the fugliest Leia we’ve ever seen, but he and Tyler Marshall’s mashup of Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” will have Star Wars and Star Trek fans blowin’ their speakers up.

HISHE.com gives us a taste of how Star Trek should have ended; if fans thought the lens flares were a bit on the bright side, just wait until they see what happens on the dark side.

It looks like a poor man’s Mass Effect at times, but we’re happily stunned over this Ground Combat trailer for Star Trek Online; phasers are cool, but we can’t wait for bat’leth brawls.

Filmed in only 3 1/2 weeks over Christmas Break, Star Wars vs. Star Trek puts the ultimate fanboy debate to rest once and for all with an epic finale that’s literally a war of words.

This Captain’s Log t-shirt is not so much supplemental as it is in need of suppositories; Star Trek may have futuristic phasers and warp drives, but we’re gonna pass on those replicator rations.

Jay’s DIY phaser may be a class 3B laser that uses a 12X Blu-ray diode, but you’ll throw your Vulcan side out the nearest airlock once you watch the video above: PEW! PEW! PEW!

Although perfect for JJ Abram’s new, sexi-fied film, these 7mm Star Trek Wetsuits are styled after The Original Series; choose from Command Yellow, Science Blue, and Engineering Red.

An Aqua Modeler in Japan puts the ship back in spaceship with this remote-controlled, underwater capable Enterprise; they’ve also converted Battleship Yamato and the USS Voyager.

Boldly chat where no geek has gone before with the Star Trek Webcam; the 300k USB camera is shaped like the original Enterprise with red LED nacelles and a gooseneck mount.

Live long, and puppet: this Party Trick tee proves that Spock’s greeting also makes him the life of the party–at least until he Vulcan nerve pinches everyone after too much Romulan Ale.

It is a good day to Twitter: Tweet in Klingon is a Star Trek Online viral tool that translates your weakling Federation-speak into 140 characters of guttural, bat’leth-wielding doom.

This Space Exploration trailer for Star Trek: Online needs a name change; there’s plenty of gorgeous space porn, but exploration? Only if Lewis & Clark were armed with phasers.

We’ve enjoyed Star Trek Online’s Future Past series, but this Tactics trailer really lights up the LCARS with a detailed look at space combat, ship upgrades, and personnel choices.

With Star Trek on Blu-ray scoring perfect, Star Trek: Art of the Film is icing on cake: the 160 page book includes never before seen set pieces and details on the reimagining of the Enterprise.

Star Trek Online continues its Future Past series (Part 1 here); emboldened by their victories and feeling xenophobic as ever, the Klingons decide to take on the goodie-goodie Feddies.

Due out 11/17/09, the Star Trek Limited Edition Replica Gift Set not only includes the three Blu-ray discs + digital copy of the regular set, but a solid metal, 8.5″ replica of the USS Enterprise.

You’d have to be a targ to not love this Klingon Propaganda video, secretly released (aka viral) to recruit new sons of Kahless; the uniforms and D7 cruisers have a distinct ToS flavor.

If you prefer tribbles over TNG, this Star Trek Original Series Tricorder is for you; its an analog artifact in a digital world, but you can’t beat the lights, sound effects and Spock sound clips.

Available 9/22, Star Trek: TNG Movie Collection is a five-disc set with Picard and crew (Generations, First Contact, Insurrection and Nemesis) plus a fifth bonus disc; Blu-ray or DVD.

Vulcans are not known for their emotions, but this Sci-Five t-shirt catches our pointy-eared freaks as they turn the ultimate geek salute into an act of irrational and illogical exuberance.

Because there’s no quicker way to get relieved of duty on the Enterprise bridge than to get your sci-fi franchises mixed up: Star Wars: Confusion gets lost in a galaxy far, far away.

No, it’s not from J.J. Abram’s Star Trek–it’s FedCon 2009’s opening video which depicts a “what if” battle with the USS Kelvin, Romulan fighters and a surprise guest. Thanks Luke!

This Everyone’s A Trekkie t-shirt proves that Darth and Yoda are actually closet Trekkies, as they find the backwards Federation a welcome break from the harsh realities of their own galaxy.