Awesome Star Trek

People get wasted, Spock uses Trekipedia and the Enterprise crew take a trip in the final episode of Black Moon Studio’s hilarious (mostly) silent series. This is art, we tell you, art!

An awesomely bad Star Trek-themed commercial for Dodd’s Furniture and Mattress. They had us at “Don’t Kling-on to that old mattress.” You might want to spray their bedding for tribble infestation.

If you think you and your friends take movies too seriously, think again. Watch the Star Trek: TNG characters analyze Star Wars: A New Hope from a scientific and militaristic perspective.

Patrick Stewart’s voice is quite distinctive, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t be copied. As a matter of fact, Brent Spiner (Data on Star Trek: TNG) even fooled Stewart’s wife – for a few seconds.

Star Wars > Star Trek on this tee, as the Dark Lord himself knocks out a Red Shirt with a single right hook. If that’s Force Lightning shooting out of his fist, is that considered cheating?

British rapper Dan Bull mashed up The Next Generation with The Next Episode, adding a flow into Lieutenant Commander Data’s recital of his Ode to Spot worthy of the Positronic Pimp.

(NSFW) Leonard Nimoy has lived long and prospered, now watch him act like a grouchy recluse and just be chillin’ like a Vulcan in the alternate music video for Bruno Mars’ Lazy Song.

A long, long time ago, in an alternate reality far, far away, this is what the Star Trek logo looks like. Will surely make a lot of people do a double take, even if they’re not avid Trekkies or Star Wars fans.

Until now, we thought the only way that the Star Trek theme should be played on was the theremin. Now, we’ve added saw to our list of approved instruments, thanks to “Saw Lady” Natalia Paruz.

These soft and warm terrycloth robes, complete with embroidered rank and department insignia, would definitely come in handy in the Space Spa on the USS Enterprise, if there were a Space Spa.

The crew of the Enterprise don’t realize it, but they’re being attacked from the inside. We’re not going to spoil it for you, but we think it would have been just as funny with FarmVille.

Beam the Trek crew onto your walls with these fabric-paper decals from WALLS360. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, Scotty and Uhura come in sizes from 1- to 8-feet tall. Hmm. Tiny Kirk, or giant Spock?

Are you a bit of a hothead? Need to keep your temper under control? Watch this instructional video from Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk to find out the best way to deal with your angst. Or not.

Actually you won’t be able to see a lot of Kirk’s kissing technique because of the camera angle. But make sure to get a good look Kirk’s last move, which happens to be his “special” finishing move.

The ultimate pizza cutter is full of win. The perfect blend of geekiness and utility, the stainless steel Starship Enterprise pizza wheel will get you through your pepperoni and cheese at warp speed.

While it wouldn’t be the first time we’ve seen a mashup of these two, 2SunsNoWomen‘s version is one of the better ones we’ve come across. Picard vs. Vader! Ultimate facepalm!

Nokia built 14 prototypes of this phone, which externally resembles the communicator used in Star Trek, complete with the iconic grille and lights. We wonder if it has the Enterprise on speed dial.

We think the best part about the traditional hand greeting on this hoodie, designed by São Paulo’s Paulo Bruno, is when you unzip it and it becomes the standard Spock wave. Clever, clever youth.

There’s no better way to play the theme from Star Trek but on one of those squealy theremins. Actually, there is one better, geekier way: dressed in full Starfleet garb on the transporter deck.

Shawn Conn’s latest tee combines two of our favorite things, Star Trek and zombies, and makes evil Spock with the goatee look like a major wuss. With all that in mind, we ask: what’s not to like?

Now that there’s a Star Trek mash-up video set to TiK ToK, we guess Kei$ha has finally arrived. MissSheenie’s Trek edits perfectly sync up with catchy lyrics of the vocally-challenged pop star.

Nero wins our vote for best makeup and best performance in Push It Films Sweded version of J.J. Abrams Star Trek. We only wish they could have afforded a bit more lens flare.

If you frequent Las Vegas, you might have visited the now defunct Star Trek: The Experience. If you move fast, you can get your hands on a piece of it. The auction ends at 3pm Pacific today, 4/10.