Awesome South Park

adidas’ series of South Park-inspired sneakers includes bold shoes done up in cartoon colors, including Cartman’s Forum Low ’80s B-ball, a Professor Chaos NMD R1 V2, Kyle’s Superstar, a Stan Marsh/Stan Smith mashup, Kenny’s NMD_R1, and an A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 Forum Low trainer. Available online and in Foot Locker stores.

Resident troublemakers Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, and Token, make their way around South Park, building fortunes and collecting properties like Pi Pi’s Splashtown and Cartmanland. The set includes South Park-themed money and Cheesy Poofs and Snacky S’mores cards serving up surprises.

Game designer and 3D artist Mauri Helme pays tribute to South Park with a cool remake of the long-running series’ opening title sequence. Mauri’s version replaces paper-cut Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and Kenny with their voxel art doppelgängers, giving them that “Straight Outta Minecraft” look.

Festive sock maker Odd Sox teamed up with South Park to create a series of footwear, plastered with the likes of Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Chef, and the unforgettable Towelie. There’s also a pair inspired by the credits, and an 8-bit design. We’re hoping for Mr. Hankey, Butters, and Member Berries down the road.

(PG-13:Language) Ruckus created a custom Beat Saber level based on the South Park classic Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch, resulting in one of the most challenging but awesome levels we’ve seen in the popular VR game.

Kidrobot turned the world’s most infamous kids into 8″ plush toys. The collection includes Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Dead Kenny, Butters, and the spirit of Christmas himself, Mr. Hankey. Plushies of a dead kid and poop in a mug. What a time to be alive.

(PG-13: Language) Shut up hippies! The master of remixes takes on everyone’s favorite festively plump, pot pie eating, fishstick-loving loudmouth, with an epic cut of soundbites taken from some of Eric Cartman’s rudest, crudest, and most obnoxious moments on South Park.

It’s rare to see entertainment merchandise that’s high quality, practical and reasonably priced. Yet that’s exactly what we have here – from South Park of all places – in these spot-on replicas of Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Stan’s winter hats.

(PG-13) “Awareness overpowers ignorance.” kaptainkristian champions the increasing vulgarity of South Park. The show constantly depicts mature content, but it’s its relentless contextualization of “bad” language that will cement its legacy.

Kidrobot has a collection of cute vinyl figures based on the upcoming South Park RPG Fractured But Whole. There are 11 3″ blind-boxed mini figures, as well as 7″ figures of Cartman as The Coon, Kenny as Mysterion and Butters as Prof. Chaos.

(PG-13) Did you know that South Park has 1,714 characters? Or that Kenny has died 102 times? What about the fact that the show is 20 freakin’ years old? Learn all that and more unnecessary statistics in this silly retrospective. Season 20 premieres 9/14/16.

(PG-13: Language) “Face the truth Eric, you guys are kind of douchebags.” Check out the character creation sequence, some of the available classes as well as your fellow super-powered allies and enemies in South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

(PG-13) “It was exactly as if someone had farted right in my face.” We’re pretty sure the Nosulus Rift is a joke, but the idea of a VR device that blows offensive odors into your schnoz seems like a perfectly reasonable peripheral for South Park: The Fractured But Whole.

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and The New Kid once again join forces in the sequel to the riotously funny RPG The Stick of Truth. In The Fractured But Whole players will investigate the criminal underworld of South Park, donning their superhero alter-egos.

(NSFW: Language) If you download games on your mobile device, you’ve probably come across a bad freemium game. South Park accurately breaks down the concept behind these money-sucking portals in its episode Freemium Isn’t Free.

(NSFW: Language) South Park pokes fun at the imagery used in booze commercials, which become even more absurd with the pleas for self-moderation begrudgingly tacked at the end. From the episode Freemium isn’t Free.

In the recent South Park episode The Cissy, Stan’s dad Randy revealed that he had an alter ego: Lorde. Yes, as in Royals Lorde. The real teenage pop star seems to have taken the joke quite well. Alternate mirror here.

Simon Chong perfectly combined the opening song Hello from Matt Stone and Trey Parker’s hilariously offensive Broadway hit with the animation style of South Park. A fan-made match made in heaven(s).

(NSFW: Language, Crude Humor) Comedy Central UK lists 10 of the best worst? moments from South Park’s rotund anti-hero. We can’t believe they missed Come Sail Away though. Respect our authoriteye and watch it anyhow.

(NSFW: Language, Gore, Offensive humor) Ubisoft has delayed the release of South Park: The Stick of Truth to 2014. For now we’ll have to make do with this gameplay footage. It is just as brilliantly wrong as you’d expect.

The Grand Wizard Edition of the RPG South Park: The Stick of Truth comes with an exclusive 6″ Grand Wizard Cartman figure by Kidrobot, a map of South Park and various in-game items. We still can’t believe this game is real.

(NSFW: Language) Cartman and pals provide just a little bit more insight into why humans and elves have been fighting for years in their RPG The Stick of Truth. And no, they’re not Druids.

(NSFW: Language) Hang out with the gang from South Park and maybe save their asses as well in what could very well be the most hilarious and offensive role-playing game ever made.