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How Portal Should Have Ended

How Portal Should Have Ended

(NSFW: Language) Chell meets someone who speaks her language and helps her make a lie come true. Fortunately the folks behind HISHE were smart enough to add a few twists to the predictable jokes.

The Turret Anthem

The Turret Anthem

A ton of musical turrets overwhelm GLaDOS in Zachariah Scott’s latest Source Filmmaker machinima. We love the king turret and his minions. The song was composed by Lars Erik Fjøsne.

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Portal Inflatable Personality Core

Portal Inflatable Personality Core
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Be GLaDOS with these inflatable personality cores. Wheatley and the Space Sphere are the only variants available, but no one’s stopping you from buying nine of them and calling it a triumph.

Miniature Portal Gun Replica

Miniature Portal Gun Replica

The 12″ officially licensed replica of the Portal gun is more portable and affordable than the 1:1 scale version. It has blue and orange LEDs, movable claws and a trigger that cues sound effects.

When Gordon Met Chell

When Gordon Met Chell

Valve’s silent protagonists come together to kick some ass in this awesome short film made by Michael Shanks. After all the crap they’ve been through, it’s nice to see the two have some fun.

Portal Life-Size Turret Replica

Portal Life-Size Turret Replica

And we thought this replica was impressive. Weta followed up the Sentry Gun replica with a model of the turret from Portal. It has a motion sensor, protracting guns and it doesn’t hate you.

You Monster

You Monster

YouTuber enquaynay reimagined a classic scene in Portal 2, creating humanoid forms for Wheatley and GLaDOS with a Disney-like art style. She should’ve made Chell a robot just for kicks.

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Portal 2: Meet the Cores

Portal 2: Meet the Cores

Valve didn’t make this video, but I’m sure the company would approve of it. Harry Callaghan nails the graphics, humor and wackiness of Portal 2‘s Personality Cores. Where’s GLaDOS?

GTA IV x Portal 2

GTA IV x Portal 2

(NSFW: Language) After sending R2-D2 to Liberty City, YouTuber taltigolt made another mod for Grand Theft Auto IV, this time with newer robots: ATLAS and P-Body from Portal 2.

LEGO Portal 2 Concept

LEGO Portal 2 Concept

A proposal for three official LEGO sets based on Portal 2 – GLaDOS’ Chamber, a Modular Testing Chamber and a Puzzle Board Game. If it gets at least 10,000 votes, LEGO will consider making it.

Portal 2 Turret Replica

Portal 2 Turret Replica
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A limited-edition 16″ tall statue of the Aperture Sentry turret. It’s cast in poly-stone, hand-finished and hand-painted. Plays sound bites from the game, has a light-up eye, and it doesn’t hate you.

Portal: Terminal Velocity

Portal: Terminal Velocity

Jason Craft used “3D tracking, seamless camera cuts and 3D camera projection” to recreate the mind-bending and space-warping ability of the Portal gun. The gun itself isn’t a prop but CGI.

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Quantum Conundrum

Quantum Conundrum

One of the co-creators of Portal wants you to have some more fun with science. Specifically with physics. Quantum Conundrum’s dimension-shifting puzzles will be available on Steam on June 21.

SSF II Portal Gun

SSF II Portal Gun

Super Street Fighter II gets upgraded with a new weapon – the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. It makes us think that a Portal Gun should be standard issue in all games. (Thanks Steve!)

Neca Portal Gun Replica

Neca Portal Gun Replica
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Wish you had a Portal gun? Wish no more. Neca is now taking pre-orders for their 1:1 scale Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. We’ve seen better efforts, but then again those were not for sale.

This is Aperture

This is Aperture

Check out the fun music video homage to Portal 2 Harry Callaghan made called This Is Aperture; it’s a reinterpretation of This is Halloween from The Nightmare Before Christmas. (Thanks, everyone!)

Wheatley and Turret Flashlights

Wheatley and Turret Flashlights
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Let Wheatley (mis)guide you through the testing facility, and do your best to avoid the friendly turrets, with these cute and cuddly Portal 2 collectible LED keychain flashlights.

Cave Johnson Talking Portrait

Cave Johnson Talking Portrait

When life gives you lemons, Cave Johnson has the answer. Now you can have the sage advice of Aperture Labs’ founder hanging over your fireplace. Or your bed. We love you, J.K. Simmons.

Mario x Portal: Speedrun

Mario x Portal: Speedrun

Remember Mari0, the Mario x Portal mashup game that’s currently in development? Here’s some recent test level footage, and it’s looking great. Though GLaDOS must be in another castle.

GLaDOS via Kinect

GLaDOS via Kinect

Corey Thomas is working on a Kinect-based voice-assisted control interface for PCs. So far it can open programs and websites, play media and shut itself down. And it speaks with GLaDOS’ voice.

Talking Portal Turret

Talking Portal Turret
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Looking for something cute and cuddly for your couch? These plush (and vocal) Aperture Science turrets won’t hate you – especially if you knock them over on their side. Out mid-December.

Still Alive (In JavaScript)

Still Alive (In JavaScript)

The ending credits of Portal (and later Portal 2) feature some of the greatest song lyrics in the history of video games. Now you can enjoy GLaDOS’ Still Alive courtesy of your web browser.

GLaDOSiri

GLaDOSiri

We’re already pretty impressed by iPhone 4S’ talking female “intelligent assistant” Siri, but we rather have this abusive, hypercritical version, voiced by Portal’s GLaDOS instead.

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