You’ll be the envy of your coworkers when they see this perfect portion of sushi pushpins in your cube. Pin anything and everything with these perfect little pearls of roe. Come on – it’ll maki your desk look great. See what we did there?
Who wants a boring old ball of elastic when you can have Suck UK’s Mummy Mike to hold your rubber bands? He’s perfect for those rare work moments of fidgeting or boredom. We like to think he’s Wooly Willy’s unfortunate cousin.
There’s no better way to keep notes on your bulletin board in check than with a team of pint-size ninjas. These birch plywood pushpin ninjas are sold individually or in a limited-edition set of three. We want 100 climbing our wall.
These tiny wooden crates are perfect for organizing pens, pencils and other small desktop objects. Each one is made from actual pine and stamped with FRAGILE, so you can pretend to be a delivery driver and toss them around.
Fill your head with all sorts of miscellaneous junk – or at least this desk caddy, made to look like like a human skull, and perfect for holding everything from phones and keys to sunglasses and candy.
If you’re reading this, you’re probably not currently locked up, but if you find yourself incarcerated, these bendy pens are designed to let you write, but not turn them into deadly shivs.
Tell them you mean business with these tiny medieval weapons, designed to hold your papers in place. Most effective when you prick your finger with one and let some blood drip on the paper.
Pinocchio, the little wooden boy with truth issues turns your pencil into a lie-detecting proboscis as he sharpens it to a fine point. Makes less sense without a pencil shoved into it, though.
Point out badly written documents, dirty rooms, spoiled food, or add intrigue to any surface with the Tiny Police Line and Tiny Crime Scene vinyl tapes from UK-based Ain’t Rocket Science.
(NSFW: Language) Next time you need to get the point across at work, replace those little Post-its with these stickies which are just a little more direct than “Sign This” or “For Your Approval”.
Next time your boss demands copies of that TPS report ASAP, express your apathy by stampling them all together with the latest in stapler-rubber-stamp technology. Take that, evil boss!
The Australian Staples guys have rebuilt Sydney Harbour entirely out of stationery and office supplies, including sticky notes, rubberbands, thumbtacks, and bulldog clips. (Thanks D.W.!)
Replicate your Facebook behavior in the real world by stamping stuff you enjoy with the “Like” badge. As an added bonus, the set lets you “Dislike” stuff too, which we often wish Facebook would allow too.
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