Awesome Ninjas

We wish we had seen Brianwood’s Ninja Hoodie back when it launched as part of his We Shall Overcome Fall/Winter 2008 collection; it sports a crazy zip mask with eyeholes.

Few things are as important as teaching your little geek about the neverending, epic struggle between pirates vs. ninjas; this mobile by SaltyandSweet consists of laser-cut figures.

Filled with flying ninja scrolls and more enemies than you can shake a shuriken at, this debut trailer for Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 rocks; the ginormous Buddha at the end totally pwns.

Bowja 3 tasks you with guiding a ninja through a series of adventures; you basically click around to progress the plotline, but the story is interesting enough to keep us clicking.

We’ve always wondered what happened to the clumsy ninjas; this Ninja Toon tee by Spain-based dobodob explains everything: they apparently hack themselves into oblivion.

This Samurai Sword Handle Umbrella lets us accomplish two lifelong ambitions simultaneously: to look like a dangerous 14th century warrior and to stay (mostly) dry. Thanks, eMDee!

If you liked the throwing star magnets, these shuriken-shaped Ninja Tacks are ideal for walls, bulletin boards and unruly friends; $12 gets you a pack of three chrome-plated tacks.

Brooding boy ninja, musical girl ninja and big ninja with eating problem: yeah, all the archetypes are in place, but we’re still excited over this Mini Ninjas trailer despite the cute overload.

Inside Digital Foundry has some demo gameplay up for Ninja Blade; it’s visually similar to the trailer, which is a good thing, although there’s a heavy reliance on Quicktime events.

This Ninja Party tee explains why our last shinobi get together was a bust, as none of our guests showed up (at least, as far as we can tell). Then again, all our alky disappeared, too…

You’ll never see ’em coming, but Ninjas do leave telltale signs: these Secret Mark Throwing Star Magnets (a Core 77 exclusive) give new meaning to raiding the refrigerator.

This trailer for Ninja Blade is quite possibly the densest one we’ve ever seen: it squeezes in space combat, flying zombie bats, VTOL aircraft, and ninjas with a flare for the theatrical.

The great Ninjas vs. Pirate debate seems to be over, and with it a new challenger enters the ring: Ninjas vs. Luchadores is a high contrast tee by DjBisparulz; looks like a win for the wrestlers.

Sensing an imbalance in The Force after Friday’s Pirate invasion, Vintage Vantage has released the Strictly For My Ninjas tees for those who prefer nunchakus over cutlasses.