Awesome Mustaches

Artist Mimi Kirchner makes one-of-a-kind fabric toys that are way too nice to let your kids play with. Among her works is this jolly old-timey fellow with a handlebar mustache and chinoiserie tattoos. Dressed in striped pants with a red belt, the 22-1/2″ tall figure would look great standing watch in your living room.

The makers of Justice League had to digitally remove actor Henry Cavill’s mustache during reshoots. Now Darth Blender has given Supes the mustache we all deserve, along with a little bit of appropriate music a fellow mustachioed hero – Freddie Mercury.

We’re so sorry we weren’t able to scout this out for you in time for the Holidays. Then again, any day’s a good day for a drink (and a mustache.) Its bottom is made of felt. Only holds 5oz. though.

Anyone who thinks Tom Selleck’s mustache is one of the greatest contributions to American television will be thrilled after seeing it in the cinematic world in this amusing montage. (Thanks Jason!)

Is there any better combination than horses, a helicopter, a mustache and the beach to inspire a laugh-inducing, kick ass stunt, just like this one on Season one of MacGyver? Nope. Well played, sir.

Before owning the pacifier this baby was nothing but a bag of tears and drool. Now he wrestles bears, runs a multi-million dollar company and is a hit with the ladies. He still loves pacifiers though.

Let it grow, bros: the Movember movement challenges clean shaven men to grow a mustache for the entire month starting November 1st, to raise funds for Prostate Cancer Awareness Month.

Significant other complaining about you being too clean shaven? Whip out this stylish beanie complete with semi-ironic beard, hand knitted and crocheted by taraduff, and declare your manliness.

Besides having one of the most kickass mustaches ever, we never had a clue how much Tom Selleck’s beloved tv character Thomas Magnum loved to party. Dos vedanya, man. (Thanks, Michael!)

If you don’t know your chin curtains from your copstash standards, learn to be a proper mustachio’d gent with BeardMe: the iPhone app will instantly man-up your photos with facial hair.

It’s not the first facial-hair-palooza art , but this Fawkes Mustache t-shirt makes sense for V for Vendetta fans; hordes of mustachio’d Londoners marching on Parliament? Sign us up!