While the rest of the Internet was geeking out over Back to the Future, Screen Junkies spared no mercy for the Oedipal time-traveling movie, its merch machine sequel and… the one with the pervy kid. What the heck was that kid doing?!
HISHE tries to come up with a more sensible beginning to Back to the Future: Part II, but it doesn’t make much sense. How’s this for a practical opening: have Doc Brown tell Marty and Jennifer to move after they get married and start their family elsewhere. Problem solved.
(PG-13: Language) In Mike Judge’s 2006 movie, everyone had a low IQ. But as Cracked points out, at least they knew they were idiots. Best of all, they were nice people. Unlike today where we have idiots who don’t want to be educated, hateful idiots, and idiots with power.
(PG-13: Language, Gore) A full length film based on the legendary horror comedy short film, The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. It will reveal Ginosaji’s origin, motivation and weakness. We sincerely hope he has none of the above.
Screen Junkies has a lot of questions about one of the dumbest movies ever made, which was so confident in its marketing that it taunted the audience with a meta plot about cashing in on nostalgia. And it freaking made bank. We the audience deserve our own honest trailer.
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