Awesome Liquor

To be filed in the “Why the heck not?” category: CarboPouch is a pouch with cap and spout that lets draft brewers fill beer on-site with no headspace and no change in flavor.

Beyond DeLeón Tequila’s packaging–the metal top is hand-carved by rock-and-roll jewelry designer Bill Wall–it’s also an ultra-smooth, 7,500 ft. tequila designed to be savored neat.

The oldest highland single malt whisky from Glengoyne Distillery, the Glengoyne 40 Year Old is also the priciest at nearly $5,000; it’ll be limited to 250 hand-blown crystal decanters.

Corzo literally has a bottle of tequila with your name on it with their Personalized Metal Labels; they’ll be delivered to you free of charge and will fit any Classic, Reposado or Anejo bottle.

The fine art of sake bombing goes upscale with this Ty Ku Sake Bomb Kit; it includes 750ml of Ty Ku’s Super Premium Junmai Ginju Sake, two black cups and four stirrers.

iShot Machine takes the best vices of Vegas (liquor and gambling) and combines them into a drink-dispensing slot machine; simply shake it and randomly get one of 3,000 shot recipes.

Adorned with our favorite bumbling, balding, boozehound, this stainless steel Homer Hip Flask set also includes four shot cups; it’s perfect for Father’s Day if dad loves The Simpsons.

An affordable alternative to Kalorik’s Wi-fi Wine Cooler, this Wine Bottle Thermometer straps onto your favorite 750ml bottle and will display its temperature from 41 to 85 degrees F.

Root returns Root Beer to its “roots” as Root Tea, an alcoholic drink taught to settlers by Native Americans in the 1700s; it’s an organic, 80-proof liqueur made from U.S. sugar cane.

Australian wine connoisseur Neil Ashmead loved cabernet as much as he loved cars; this Elderton GTS Shiraz honors him and the GTS Holden, with shark gills and a 6-speed shifter.

It may be infused with black cherry to attract fresh blood, but Red Stag by Jim Beam is real bourbon at a full 80 proof; the flavoring makes this ideal for mixing with Coke or vermouth.

It’s targeted towards the ladies, but we like Belvedere’s Black Raspberry Vodka for its simple flavors and smoothness; maceration is the process of extracting flavors from fruits and rinds.

The grey color is a bit of an appetite killer, but these Whiskey Stones keep your drinks on the rocks without watering them down like regular ice; simply wash and refreeze when done.

We’ve seen Baconnaise, bacon t-shirts and a bacon lance of death, so why not bacon-flavored vodka? Bakon is made from Idaho potatoes and infused with the taste of peppered bacon.

NSFW: Russian designer Ramm ND has an aptly suggestive name, as his racy beer can art is some of the strangest yet smartest we’ve seen; the pantyhose can is pure genius.

Bruichladdich’s Octomore Whiskey is the world’s heaviest peated malt at 113ppm, making it three times more peaty than any other whiskey; all 6,000 bottles are already sold out.

Amsterdam’s MiNiBAR‘ is a self-serve, bartender-less concept; guests are provided a key to one of 45 pre-stocked fridges, essentially giving you your own private bar with no wait times.

M‚àö¬âˆžximo Extra A‚àö¬±ejo is premium Cuban rum at its finest; its sourced from the oldest reserves in Havana Club’s cellars and is bottled in a Havana-inspired hand-blown crystal decanter.

It’s not hard being the Right Gin in Sweden if you’re one of the only gins from Sweden, but Drinkhacker likes the surprise black pepper; it’s best imbibed as a gin and tonic.

Drinkhacker has nothing but praise for Oronoco Rum; made in Brazil, this white rum goes down smooth with a vanilla nose. The palate borders on creme brulee with cinnamon notes.

Drinkhacker has a review up of 10 Cane Rum; popular at bars, this rum is made from sugar juice. Not for straight shots, its versatile, smoky flavor is best mixed with cocktails.

Made from crushed sugarcane and then aged at 8,000 feet in Guatemela, Zacapa Rum is a premium rum. It has a smooth finish and a complex flavor, with hints of hazelnut and caramel.

Made with Louisiana molasses from the oldest rum distillery in the United States, Old New Orleans Cajun Spice Rum is a light-bodied rum with hints of gingerbread and cayenne pepper.