Awesome Glennz

We’ve long been fans of artist Glenn Jones’ cheeky illustrations. Here, he envisions a world in which Snoopy and Woodstock are balloon animals. Even their doghouse is inflatable. The playful image is available on various shirts, including tees, tanks, sweatshirts, and hoodies. Now we want to see the rest of the balloon Peanuts.

There’s nothing quite like the smell of sizzling bacon in the morning (or anytime, really.) But what happens if you run out and don’t want to wait for Instacart to show up? Glennz’s tasty t-shirt design envisions a machine we totally want in our kitchen – a desktop machine that prints bacon strips on demand.

New Zealand artist Glenn Jones of Glennz is known for his silly illustrations of objects in outlandish and sometimes punny situations. Here, he envisions a place where a Slinky can enjoy perpetual motion, thanks to an Escher-esque impossible staircase. Of course, there’s already a real world solution to this problem.

That’s no moon! It’s a bowling ball! Glennz’s smartalec tee envisions the Death Star as the ultimate power in the alley, poised to annihilate Aldepiins with the flick of your wrist.

Graphic designer/T-shirt madman Glennz is at it again. His latest design poses the question: What happens when you train your fish too well? What’s next? Crossing the Grand Canyon on a tiny highwire?

Illustrator Glenn Jones’ latest humorous t-shirt design is perfect for architects, animal lovers, and anyone with a love for metaphorical idioms. And in case its design isn’t obvious to you, you’re totally getting the point.

Glennz latest design offers up a glimpse at the future of bandage technology, with specially-cut bandages for every wound type. We doubt they’d stop bleeding from even a tiny chainsaw though.

We can always count on Glennz to make us laugh with his clever, graphic tees. This one reminds us of The Hurt Locker, but is a lot less dangerous. Look out for enemy snipers bearing NERF guns.

Screw the whole controller-free gaming thing. It’s time to take full advantage of your physical controllers and sneak in a little meal while you keep playing. Another great tee from Glennz.

Our friends over at GLENNZ Tees are at it again – this time with an explanation of how crash test dummies study while they’re getting ready for their jobs. Works on more levels than most t-shirts.

Classic video game characters who wish to remain anonymous should just put a paper bag over their heads, because as this shirt shows, pixelating their faces only makes them more recognizable.

Hasbro Hospital may be cheap, but it may not be the best place to Call the Surgeon to have an important operation: on the plus side, your nose will buzz if he or she nicks an artery.

And we have lick off: it’d be a sham to send a tasty Firecracker Popsicle to the moon, but Glennz’ Rocket Science t-shirt makes one giant cherry-flavored leap for mankind.

New at Glennz: his witty vector art is making the jump from tees to laptops, with 24 skins that fit 13″, 14″, 15″ and 17″ notebook lids; they’re all priced the same, regardless of the size.

Brains are pretty high in cholesterol, so it’s a good idea for zombies to regularly hit the treadmill: this Eternal Exercise t-shirt gives new meaning to notions of the “walking undead.”

Long before Atari unleashed Pong on the world, Baby-Boom era college students apparently had whipped up a primitive prototype as evidenced by this Pre Computer tee.

Glennz is back with his Not So Famous Tee: the Swiss Army Fork is the Swiss Army Knife’s less popular and significantly less useful little brother; you can’t blame a utensil for trying.