Food

Created by Platform21, the Breakfast Machine Project is a Rube Goldbergian series of contraptions that turn mornings into an automatic affair: it makes omelets, coffee, and toast w/jam.

Oh Beer & Pizza Bike, where have you been our entire lives: created by Portland’s Hopworks Urban Brewing, it’s a pedal-powered bar with two kegs and a pizza compartment.

Combining racing and drinking seems like a bad idea, but LugeCubes are molded ice cube trays that let you create the ultimate liquor run–just don’t get your tongue stuck in anticipation.

Created “with conviction” by Tampa, FL inmates, Jailhouse Fire’s Hot Sauce supports inmate programs while delivering a fiery kick; choose from Original, Smoke and No Escape flavors.

Created after losing his cooker on the way to a BBQ contest, Steve’s Barrel Smokers are actually firebrick-lined 55-gallon drums; each comes with a smoker plate and water pan.

Don’t worry about stacking your blocks too high: this Icetris Ice Tray not only takes Tetris and ice cubes to the next level, but guarantees that your problems will melt away.

The Flavor Bible is a must for cooking and cocktail mixologists with an alphabetical listing of flavors and ingredients; it also includes short essays on regional tastes and from chefs.

Combining two vices into one, Perky Jerky is Beef Jerky with a kick: each piece packs a 150 mg dose of caffeine thanks to Guarana, equivalent to twice the content of a coffee bean.

You’re essentially guaranteed hands and paws off this Mousetrap Cheese Board and Cutter; it looks ready to take off tails and fingers, but it’s really just a stainless steel cheese slicer.

Prepare for the ultimate sugar high: this Five Pound Gummy Bear is equal to 1,400 regular bears and tips the scales at 12,600 calories; available in raspberry, cherry or apple.

Whether you’re surviving zombies, aliens or financial collapse, Tactical Canned Bacon has your back: each includes approx. 54 slices of delicious bacon with a 10+ year shelf life.

If you put more than cars in their garage, the Diamond Plate BBQ is a steel and aluminum cabinet with 4 burners, 6,000 lb of capacity, welded 6″ phenolic casters and optional HDTV.

Light My Fire’s SpiceBox is a modern version of the classic traveler’s spice box; it’s airtight, shockproof and waterproof with three compartments for carrying your favorite spices abroad.

So hot we had to bleep them, The Hottest F***ing Nuts will put “No pain, No gain” to the test at any sports party: it’s packed with salted peanuts, habanero chiles and jalapenos.

These Digital BBQ Tongs do triple duty: first, as a thermometer with backlit LCD display, second as an LED flashlight, and third as a memory aid with 7 preset temps for meats.

Julius Tarng’s Chef’s Tool bag lets up-and-coming culinary masters look the part of students and keep their hands free; it includes a detachable knife compartment and first-aid pouch.

It’s not exactly the kind of exercise couch potatoes need, but this Popcorn Basketball Bowl lets hard core sports junkies get in a game of hoops in between gorging on butter and salt.

After a one-year absence, Chris Cardinal’s Threadcakes is back for 2009 with a new contest; you’ll have until August 3, 2009 to submit a 2D or 3D cake based on a Threadless tee.

Packed with quick-draw pockets for your tong, spatula and even a brewskie, the Grillslinger Sport is a belt for BBQ cowboys that conveniently puts all your tools at waist level.