Break out the curly straws, cookies and shot glasses for Adult Chocolate Milk, with real cream and rich chocolatey taste, but with a very grown-up bonus: a 40 proof alcohol enhancement.
Check out Barbarann Garrard’s too cool Kill Bill-inspired cake, with bride and bullet bottom, crazy 88’s in the middle and Beatrice’s O-Ren Ishii fighting suit on top. Bonus: edible Death List Five.
Two of our favorite things – cured pork and fizzy water – in one tasty (?) concoction. The Jones Bacon Soda Holiday Pack includes two bottles of bacon soda plus other bacon-infused items.
What possessed these dudes to cover a pizza crust with the most
delicious repugnant fast food items and then actually eat it remains a mystery; then again, we’re wondering what’s for dinner tonight.
Experience the taste of stadium fine dining wherever you are with Ballpark Gum. The gumballs cover the holy trinity of ballpark food – peanuts, hot dog and beer. Hot dog gum. Yum.
ThinkGeek’s Gummy Brain candy comes with delicious strawberry-flavored brain parts. Bonus: a small vial of cherry flavored liquid candy (aka candy blood) is included with each horrific brain.
We know this mammoth Oreo cookie has been floating around for 4 years, but on the web, everything old is new again. Should we start with the creamy vanilla filling or bite it all at once?
The ultimate pizza cutter is full of win. The perfect blend of geekiness and utility, the stainless steel Starship Enterprise pizza wheel will get you through your pepperoni and cheese at warp speed.
Live out your childhood fantasy, eating only the best part of cereal, the sweet, crunchy, colorful “marshmallows” found in faves like Lucky Charms. Pimp out your All Bran, or eat ‘em from the bag.
The recipe for these “ridiculously delicious” and “easy for the kids to make” homemade cherry Pop Tarts on a stick is available online, so ditch that crummy one you got at the store and get crackin’.
We dig these samurai chopsticks, partly because they’re modeled after the weapons of actual samurai, and partly because they’re functional and won’t cut your tongue like a real sword.