Sausage Football
Pigskin on a plate doesn’t sound very appetizing, but with Super Bowl less than a month away this salami Sausage Football may be a perfect handoff to hungry party guests.
Pigskin on a plate doesn’t sound very appetizing, but with Super Bowl less than a month away this salami Sausage Football may be a perfect handoff to hungry party guests.
We’re continuously hungry on the interval [now, infinity], but this pi*z*z*a t-shirt is a not-so-discrete solution for maximizing our stomach volume; we’ll have an isometric slice of pi, please.
It’s the meal that never ends: while not a true Mobius strip, George Hart’s Mobius Bagel is a topological godsend for maximizing spreadable surface area; in other words, mo’ cream cheese.
No need to pass the salt with these Salt & Pepper Bots: simply wind ‘em up and they’ll dutifully march across the table to dispense spices–either that, or enslave your dinner guests.
No three keys strike as much terror into PC user’s hearts, but these CTRL+ALT+DEL Cups are all about relaxing with a cup of tea–ostensibly while your PC BSODs itself into oblivion.
Short of drinking it, Bacon Jam is the fastest pork-to-bloodstream pathway around; chunkier than Baconnaise, its onion and spice mix makes it ideal for BBQs, burgers, and bypasses.
Make no bones about it: Fred’s Fossiliced ice cube trays are more Ice Age than Jurassic Park, but we’re chill with the idea of serving up Triceratops tonics and T-Rex tequilas.
Yes, we have a man crush on Alton Brown; Good Eats: The Early Years packs 140 recipes and 1000+ pics from his Food Network TV show, known for its geeky approach to cooking.
An advertisement for Portuguese juice company Do Bem, this Wafer Keyboard music video is perhaps a little too sweet: put one in front of us and we guarantee we’ll gobble up the keys.
Created by Platform21, the Breakfast Machine Project is a Rube Goldbergian series of contraptions that turn mornings into an automatic affair: it makes omelets, coffee, and toast w/jam.
Oh Beer & Pizza Bike, where have you been our entire lives: created by Portland’s Hopworks Urban Brewing, it’s a pedal-powered bar with two kegs and a pizza compartment.
Combining racing and drinking seems like a bad idea, but LugeCubes are molded ice cube trays that let you create the ultimate liquor run–just don’t get your tongue stuck in anticipation.
Created “with conviction” by Tampa, FL inmates, Jailhouse Fire’s Hot Sauce supports inmate programs while delivering a fiery kick; choose from Original, Smoke and No Escape flavors.
Created after losing his cooker on the way to a BBQ contest, Steve’s Barrel Smokers are actually firebrick-lined 55-gallon drums; each comes with a smoker plate and water pan.
Don’t worry about stacking your blocks too high: this Icetris Ice Tray not only takes Tetris and ice cubes to the next level, but guarantees that your problems will melt away.
The Flavor Bible is a must for cooking and cocktail mixologists with an alphabetical listing of flavors and ingredients; it also includes short essays on regional tastes and from chefs.
Combining two vices into one, Perky Jerky is Beef Jerky with a kick: each piece packs a 150 mg dose of caffeine thanks to Guarana, equivalent to twice the content of a coffee bean.
You’re essentially guaranteed hands and paws off this Mousetrap Cheese Board and Cutter; it looks ready to take off tails and fingers, but it’s really just a stainless steel cheese slicer.
Prepare for the ultimate sugar high: this Five Pound Gummy Bear is equal to 1,400 regular bears and tips the scales at 12,600 calories; available in raspberry, cherry or apple.
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