You might not want to crush, crumble and chomp Suck UK’s awesome 3D dino-cookies into your mouth since they look so cool just standing there. But we know you can’t resist empty carbs.
Schmancy up your chow with The Spice Lab’s Gourmet Salt Collection; hard to find salts like Hot Ghost Pepper are housed in test tubes, which sit in handmade discarded shipping pallet bases.
Another new pizza permutation from the Hut, layering toppings between two crusts, turning each slice into a self-contained calzone. Though we’re not sure if the name refers to the pizza or its eater.
The Party Python puts the gummy game on a chokehold. This hilariously huge gummy candy weighs 26lbs. and is nearly 8ft. long. It has over 36,000 calories and is good for 306 servings.
Let’s go ahead and raise our next margarita glass to toast the fine gusanos who gave their lives to produce the sal de gusano (aka Worm Tequila Salt) on the rim. Made only of worms, rock salt and chili.
Another one of ThinkGeek’s April Fool’s jokes will soon be an actual product. Make lightsaber ice pops with the force of your fridge and these molds. The hilts – 2 Vader and 2 Luke – have built-in LEDs.
Be the sensei of sandwich with Fusionbrands’ SpoonSpreader. Its folded position is perfect for scooping jam, jelly, butter etc. while its flat unfolded state is just the thing for spreading.