Drinks

The ultimate lazy accessory for your Lazy Boy, the Bottoms Up beer dispenser fills cups of beer not only from the comfort of your recliner, but from the bottom of the cup – just because it likes to show off.

It doesn’t carry holographic transmissions but this R2-D2 flask will take care of other precious cargos. It’s just one of the many designs available through YourFlask.com. They do custom too.

Beck’s high-end pilsner packs an above-average 6% alcohol content, and is made with aromatic German Saphir hops for a smooth, but peppery taste. Served in a striking black glass bottle.

A surprisingly versatile and complex blended Scotch Whisky, with notes of honey and marzipan. Works great straight up, or in something as wonderfully-sublime as Sam Ross’ Penicillin cocktail.

The C’UP is exactly like the Beer/Shot Glass and Beer Shot Stein, except it’s geared towards coffee drinkers. The smaller side is great for a shot of espresso. Available in two designs.

When you’re done downing shots at your holiday party, it’s time to move on and have some dessert. These edible candy cane shot glasses are perfect with spiked hot cocoa or some Baileys.

Richard Patterson – the Master Blender of Whyte & Mackay Whisky – shows the proper way to drink scotch whisky. We’re probably going to forget his tips, but you gotta love the man’s verve.

Enjoy a shot of stout or bourbon anywhere and at any time with Wondermade’s boozed-up marshmallows. Choose from Maker’s Mark- or Guinness-infused marshmallows.

Similar to the Impress, the Minibru lets you make French press coffee then drink it right from the same container. The 12 oz. mug comes with a plastic plunger and a silicone gasket.

An 8oz. flask with a 2oz. collapsible shot glass, perfect for sharing a quick drink with a friend. When collapsed, the shot glass fits in front of the flask with the help of indexed metal buttons.

Add some flash and bang to your cheap booze by storing it in this grenade-shaped decanter. Use it as a flask, as a glass or as a decorative piece. The decanter holds up to 16oz. of liquid.

To commemorate the band’s 50th anniversary, Suntory has concocted a batch of just 150 bottles of this woody Japanese whisky, in an awesome lip-and-tongue decanter, to be priced at ~$6300 each.

Throw out that crummy cardboard box and arrive in style with this wooden bottle carrier, handmade by David and Christopher Steinrueck from salvaged redwood, and a galvanized steel handle.

Gin is truly a drink for men’s men, and you’ll truly be manning-up when you gobble down the intoxicated invertebrate floating in this bottle of dry English Gin, clearly inspired by Sauza tequila.

The Impress is an easy-to-use press and insulated tumbler in one. It has an inner and outer cup that lets you make 14oz of brewed coffee in just 3 minutes. Put the lid on and it’s ready to go.

In Soviet Russia, they do everything a bit harder than we do. Take for instance, this unusual method of downing a shot of absinthe. We’re betting he had a couple of shots before shooting this video, though.

Holdsters are beautiful leather insulating sleeves for 160z mason jars. They come in 2 designs, with each design available with or without a handle. Each order comes with a mason jar.

A whiskey glass with a twist. Instead of adding ice cubes or stones, this one holds a molded sphere of ice which rolls around your drink. Thanks to its shape, the ice melts slowly and cools drinks fast.

This fits somewhere between spin the bottle and the Drinking Roulette. It’s so easy to use you’ll be able to use it even when you’re drunk. And you will get drunk, because it’s so easy to use.