Drinks

There’s no shame in drinking tea, especially if it’s Andrews & Dunham’s Damn Fine Tea: loose leaf and mostly processed by hand, each comes with a unique, hand-printed label.

A super-sized version of the Alcohol Shot Gun, the Beer Blaster loads entire beer cans and fires a stream up to 10 feet; be sure to check out the beer ammo belts and quickfire holsters.

Named for the location of its distillery in Wisconsin, 45th Parallel Vodka is made from local grains and may not have a distinct taste, but its neutrality makes it ideal for use in cocktails.

Bringing Wi-Fi to wine, Kalorik’s dual bottle Wine Cooler uses two wireless temperature probes inserted into uncorked bottles to alert you when it’s time to rechill your bubbly or red.

M‚àö¬∞ximo Extra A‚àö¬±ejo is premium Cuban rum at its finest; its sourced from the oldest reserves in Havana Club’s cellars and is bottled in a Havana-inspired hand-blown crystal decanter.

Drinks don’t get much more patriotic than Bluecoat American Dry Gin; 5x distilled in Philadelphia using organic American orange and lemon peel, it’s making the rounds with top mixologists.

Short of an I.V. drip, the Alcohol Shot Gun is the fastest way to inject booze into the bloodstream; this super soaker-like device delivers one ounce of ethanol goodness between reloads.

Ideal for chugging down some Chianti poolside, these Trek Wine Karafes hold 750ml of fermented grape nectar in a stainless steel vessel that won’t add chemicals or unwanted flavors.

It’s largely an exercise in brand loyalty, but Another Round Flask is a must for OBEY fans; this pocketable curved flask is laser etched with a Sanskrit-ized logo and Taj Mahal graphic.

It’s not hard being the Right Gin in Sweden if you’re one of the only gins from Sweden, but Drinkhacker likes the surprise black pepper; it’s best imbibed as a gin and tonic.

For the consummate beer lover, this Hopside Down Beer Glass reminds us that there’s always time for beer; the hand-blown bottle-in-a-glass will be available sometime in March.

Tanteo Tequila takes pure blanco tequila from 100% Weber blue agave and then infuses it with jalapeno, chocolate or tropical fruit extracts; it’s currently only available in New York.

You probably won’t run into Mephisto or Durial at the local Starbucks, but this Mana Energy Potion is an actual 50 ml drink; it’s equivalent to two Red Bulls or four cups of coffee.

A long time ago, in a bar far, far away, R2D2 spent his retirement years peddling beer to intergalactic coeds; warning: Artoo’s Premium Beer may turn you over to the dark side.

If you happen to own a racing yacht (like us), you’ll want to keep a Bottler on hand; these ultra-lux bottle holders feature the same cardanic suspension used to keep ship compasses stable.

A collaboration between the Sapporo brewery and Royce Confections, this Chocolate Beer will be sold starting today in a limited run of 72,000 cans; it’s made with roaster malt and cacao.

With names like splined shaft and basic quatation, these Ruckly Engineering Glasses are perfect for liquor-swilling geeks who use standard deviation while pouring out shots.

Sure, robots could save lives, but truth be told we’ll probably make them serve beer: Jamie Price’s BaR2D2 is an RC mobile bar with an elevator and six-bottle shot dispenser.

Mixing alcohol with an auto brand sounds like a PR disaster, but Alfa Romeo (along with Fiat and Lancia) is doing just that with red, white and sparkling wines from the Scrimaglio vineyards.