Awesome Dogs

Recently spotted on a hillside in California, this impressive beast may look like a golden retriever with a wig, but he’s actually a rare canine-feline hybrid who subsists entirely on soap bubbles. Or not.

Cuzzie the dog has a very special love for hanging out in the hot tub. Apparently, he doesn’t mind the hot water, and just loves the way the jets feel on his back. Who needs petting when you can have this?

We’ve seen plenty of motorcycles pulling along a passenger in a sidecar, but this is the first time we’ve seen a custom motorcycle trailer just for a dog to ride in. We especially love watching this pooch’s ears flap in the breeze.

An english bulldog named Diesel has an unusual obsession – cardboard boxes. In this case, he’s so hellbent on hanging onto this one that he ignores the fact that it totally obscures his vision. Just keep him away from traffic and staircases.

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AsapSCIENCE looks at a variety of facts about dogs, from their impressive schnozzes, to their ability to respond to emotions, their intelligence compared to humans, and the reasons they do the things that endear them to us.

These ridiculously cute malamute puppies are perplexed by the music being played, and twist and turn their heads as they attempt to figure out what sort of creature makes those strange sounds. They’re like living bobbleheads.

Thor the Shih Tzu apparently doesn’t like Simba, the orange tabby cat who lives under the same roof, so the 10-week-old pup decides to do something about his feline nemesis We love how proud Thor seems of his accomplishment.

We’re not sure what Ollie the Schnauzer is trying to say here, but we think he sounds a bit like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel from The Simpsons in dog form. Somebody needs to songify this now.

The crime: ruining toilet paper. The suspect: a French bulldog, caught with said toilet paper still wrapped around its speechless being. The eyewitness: a bullmastiff willing to testify, perhaps in exchange for protection.

Barry the bedlington terrier not only looks perfectly at home behind the wheel of this miniature 1957 Rolls-Royce drophead, but he actually knows how to drive it. When he runs out of gas he can always ride his tricycle.

These people overestimated their baby’s ability to speak. They also severely underestimated what their dog is willing to do to get food. Next thing you know that dog is getting gold stars at pre-school.

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Border collies and frisbees go together like hot dogs and mustard. So it’s only natural that Ace would want every possible frisbee he could get his jaws on. Here, his owner tosses him 30 of the discs in under 30 seconds and he catches them all.

Pit bull trainers Rafael Caraveo Saldivar and Vaders Pits demonstrate the immense pulling power and strength of these impressive dogs as one of their pups lunges with such ferocity that it can run more than 12 feet straight up a wall.

(PG-13 language) Amy Schumer and her stripper friend show up at a house to perform for a bachelor party, but it turns out the groom is no gentleman. In fact, he’s a real dog – complete with fleas. Who’s a good boy?

Theo the dog likes his sticks. He’s totally committed to keeping this long branch in his mouth, despite it being wider than the bridge he must cross. But his determination eventually takes hold and he figures a way across.

Nissan’s NISMO division pits its ridiculously treaded-out JUKE RS against a group of husky dogs to see who can handle the extreme weather in Lapland best. We’re not sure who won the race, but we feel like winners just for watching.

Sid the beagle has an impressive ability that eludes most dogs – he can hold tasty treats in his mouth without immediately gulping them down. This makes him not only extraordinarily well trained, but photogenic in his own special way.

A vicious pack of Shiba Inu pups takes on their mortal enemy – a farm-grown chinese cabbage plant. Watch as they chomp into the plant with their mighty incisors, reducing their foe into a chopped salad by the end.

Golden retriever Joey Jax loves tennis balls, so to celebrate his second birthday, his owners went the extra mile and bought him hundreds of his favorite toy. And tonight, Joey shall sleep on the world’s lumpiest bed.

You’ll believe a basset hound can fly in this hilarious commercial for Greek communications company WIND that promotes their high speed internet service by envisioning the huge gale force winds created by its power.

This dog is so damned lazy that she doesn’t care a lick that the dog door she’s decided to take a nap in keeps closing on her head, proving yet again that as much as we love our dogs, they can be as dumb as a box of rocks.