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Cthulhu Chia Pet

Cthulhu Chia Pet
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If Bob Ross and Dr. Zoidberg had a kid, it might look something like this Cthulhu Chia Pet. H.P. Lovecraft’s creepy creature is ready to drive you insane with its beady eyes and tentacled face. Simply coat its head with the chia seeds, and in two weeks or less, your nightmares will come true.

CRKT Minimalist Cthulhu Knife

CRKT Minimalist Cthulhu Knife
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This compact, fixed-blade bowie knife from CRKT and designer Alan Folts features a 2.13″ stainless steel blade embellished with H.P. Lovecraft’s creepy creation, Cthulhu on both sides. Its blue thermoplastic handle has a textured grip, and both it and its sheath glow in the dark.

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Mondo Cthulhu Tee-kis

Mondo Cthulhu Tee-kis
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For its latest tiki mug, Mondo turned to renowned illustrator William Stout. Stout designed a beautiful yet still imposing figure of H.P. Lovecraft’s evil creation onto a 16oz, 8″ carafe. It’s available in four different colors.

Cthulhu Mug

Cthulhu Mug
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Bulgarian artists KachaktanoMugs present a creepy, yet awesome handmade porcelain mug made in the form of H.P. Lovecraft’s dark creation. Look closely, and you’ll see that its tentacles are wrapped around the skull of a victim of its madness. Holds 18 oz of terror.

Tentacle Doorstop

Tentacle Doorstop
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Scare all your friends into thinking that Cthulhu is calling on the other side of your door with this tentacle-shaped doorstop from Neatoshop. Check out their other tentacular stuff too.

Cthulhu Roaster

Cthulhu Roaster
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We are getting a laugh out of this goofy Cthulhu weenie roaster; even though he looks more like the Punisher than the H.P. Lovecraft character, the encased meat beard looks pretty dapper.

Legendary Tiger Hero

Legendary Tiger Hero
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The most epic art you’ll ever find on Etsy. Choose from scenes like “Van Damme Screaming his F–king Face Off,” “Cthulhu Awakens and Totally Shreds a Sweet Ass Guitar Solo.” and “Shark vs. Narwhal.”

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Meat Cthulhu

Meat Cthulhu

The boys of Epic Meal Time made a pact with deadmau5 to create a monstrous dish fit to call and wake one of the Great Old Ones, adding squid and octopus to their usual ingredients.

Cthunisher T-Shirt

Cthunisher T-Shirt
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If Frank Castle was Frank Cthulhu, he wouldn’t need guns – or any weapon for that matter – to enforce his brand of justice. His enemies’ minds would literally be blown at the mere sight of him.

Cthulhu Spice

Cthulhu Spice

H.P. Lovecraft and Old Spice. Like chocolate and peanut butter – two great tastes that taste great together. Er, more like two completely random ideas that somehow work together. Join the cult.

Call of Cthulhu Explained

Call of Cthulhu Explained

The Brothers Grim and Grimy explain the dark world of H.P. Lovecraft in under 2 minutes, with cartoony animations and an inappropriate narrator. At least we now know how to pronounce Cthulhu.

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