Sick of people stealing your delicious cookies? Nobody will ever dare violate your baked goods again once they’re under the watchful gaze of this creeptacular ceramic xenomorph cookie jar. Just don’t blame us if you find acid ooze all over your Chips Ahoy.
There’s a great debate at the TA offices as to whether one would rather drink Girl Scout cookies everyday with this new Coffeemate product or simply eat them. We place this deliberation in your hands, beloved readers.
A special cup just for dunking cookies in milk. It’s precision-engineered to ensure the perfect dunk, eliminating spills, broken cookies, and milk-covered fingers. One more first-world problem solved.
With Cinco de Mayo coming up, other than falling down drunk, there’s no better way to celebrate than with these awesome piñata cookies, which have candy inside them when you crack ’em open.
We like this ceramic Death Star cookie jar simply as sculpture in the kitchen – but we’d be stoked if it was filled with something delicious inside (like sugary, bite-sized Stormtroopers). (Thanks Jon!)
The ultimate party pack, or the ultimate little kid meal? Either way, the marketing genuises at DiGiorno managed to cram two of the most important food groups into a single package.
We know this mammoth Oreo cookie has been floating around for 4 years, but on the web, everything old is new again. Should we start with the creamy vanilla filling or bite it all at once?