Awesome Cats

A man called Britain’s emergency services number (999) demanding that police come arrest his girlfriend because… uhm… her cat ate his bacon. Seriously. Oh, and he also wanted the cat thrown in the slammer too.

Thor the Shih Tzu apparently doesn’t like Simba, the orange tabby cat who lives under the same roof, so the 10-week-old pup decides to do something about his feline nemesis We love how proud Thor seems of his accomplishment.

Super Epic Cats created what could be a great video game weapon . The Catzooka launches fluffy white felines – who will either claw out the enemies’ eyeballs, or kill them with cuteness. We expect this in the next Ratchet & Clank.

The Dodo compiled this brief video of cats being mysterious and stealthy as they sneak into rooms, climb walls, and rifle through drawers. We’re guessing they’re on a quest for the secret location of the world’s largest catnip farm.

Due to the financial situation in Greece, there are strict daily limits on ATM cash withdrawals. Perhaps the Greek government should fly in this cat from Israel to help enforce its policies.

We’re pretty tired of CGI creatures, and would rather go with old school practical effects. But we’ll make an exception for Aaron’s Animals, who used VFX to produce a rather unexpected pack of animals to pull his wagon down the road.

Today’s moment of zen is brought to you by Vine contributor Jonisht and his crazy cat Sadie, who not only likes to hang out in the shower while its running, but has decided that it was put there to be her personal water fountain.

Check out this cool kitty who just likes hanging out in his makeshift lounge chair. Though we’re not sure he’d be as relaxed as this dog if we added water (or catnip) to the equation.

As we’ve already learned, cats can be real jerks. Here, a bunch of felines show their doting owners just what they think of having their birthdays celebrated. Then again, throwing a birthday party for your cat is kind of dumb.

Like the spectating pug video, there’s not a whole lot to this video of two cats jumping in sync. However, there’s something about the slow-mo, combined with the trippy music that make the whole much greater than the sum of its parts.

This a-hole siamese cat refuses to let his human servant use the mouse on his computer, batting his hand away every time he reaches for the pointing device. Clearly, this guy needs to start using a trackpad.

While we always thought they were called Scottish Folds because of their folded ears, after watching this video, we’re convinced that it’s because these cats can fold themselves up into improbably small spaces.

A cat is sick of being harassed by a couple of yippy dogs and does what any good feline would do – he takes revenge – pushing one of the annoying dogs into the swimming pool when he’s had enough. Though his claws almost prove to be his undoing.

A compilation of cats who want nothing more than to come back in the house so they can make further demands of their human servants just as soon as they get inside. Our cat likes to do this INSIDE the bedroom at 4am.

It’s been a while since we checked in Maru, the box-obsessed feline from Japan. Turns out this cat doesn’t discriminate, and he also likes to try and cram himself into paper bags that are too small for him as well.

While dogs usually make a mess because they don’t know any better, cats seem to have a much more malicious intent. The Dodo compiled this short clip of kitties intentionally knocking stuff onto the floor.

In one of the most unlikely pairings ever, a grizzly bear and an orange tabby cat lived together in perfect harmony at Oregon’s Wildlife Images Animal Sanctuary. They both shared a common bond of having been orphaned.

Longcat has nothing on this centipede of a cat that appeared on Redditor FallenCoffee’s camera roll when he snapped a panoramic pic of his cat moving through the frame.

We already know that cats can be major assholes. As Kaipotainment’s video proves, we really don’t want these deceptively cute furrballs to gain the ability to willfully manipulate metal objects.

Cats can be diabolical critters. Take for instance, this fluffy looking furball, who seems hellbent on tormenting its owner by knocking her stuff onto the floor. Perhaps its angered that its owner doesn’t know how to hold a camera phone.

We know all about digging out from the snow here in Chicago, but we usually turn to our shovels and snowblowers to clear the way. Not James Gilfoy. He makes his cat Rudiger earn his Friskies. Cat, the snow goes OUTSIDE the house.

Cats would sleep all day if they could – only getting up in the middle of the night to meow and make biscuits on your face. Towards this end, one cat has perfected a technique that lets it stay in bed while drinking. Now, to work on pooping.

A cat somehow gets its head stuck in a plastic cup and can’t seem to extract itself. Thankfully, a big Newfoundland dog is on the case. Of course the guy with the camera could have stepped in, but then we’d have no stupid cat video to share.